It was a tattered hoodie covered in fake blood with chunks torn out of it, and a pair of torn up leggings to go with it.
Then he read a button clipped to the hoodie:
Lake Murray 5th Annual Zombie Run
And it all came flooding back to him….
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The drunken quadrio stumbled out of the bar cackling down the street as they chased a duck into the park nearby.
“Come back duckie, come baaaack!!!!” Wendy pleaded as her wig fell off in her drunken stumble, “Aw shit I broke my heels!”
“Don- Don’t worry baby, I gots it!” Colin burped as he staggered through the gate the duck just slipped through.
He looked around to see a whole bunch of people running around him, their clothes were all messy and red and they were groaning as they ran next to him.
“Heyyyy waaaaaz everybody running away frooom?” Colin called as the guy right next to him got shot to the ground.
“Waaaaah?!?!” The drunken Colin shouted as a bunch of masked goons showed up and started shooting everybody around him.
They all fell to the ground as they were gunned down.
He turned to see a lady trip as a masked man aimed his gun at her.
“Noooooooo!!!” He said as the shots pelted him in the chest.
Miriam opened her eyes to see one of the paintball team members blasting some random dude that was standing in front of her.
“HEY DUMBASS, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY DEAD!” One of the paintballers yelled.
He just stood there and belched as he was plastered in orange paint.
“I think he’s drunk.” another paintball guy added.
“Excuse me? Mister? YO, ARE YOU LISTENING?!” Miriam shouted right as the first paintballer shot Colin directly in the crotch.
Across the lake, a couple crew members looked at the clock.
“Hey Eric, the Zombies got halfway, mind doing the thing?” One guy asked.
An ear splitting scream filled the air as a huge ball of pink light lit up the park.
“Thank you.” The crew member said as he got on the intercom.
The burning bright pink faded as Miriam looked around.
“What happened?” She as she she looked down.
She couldn’t see her feet on account of her 56DDD boobs.
“What the fuck?” Miriam said as she grabbed her own chest.
She could see her own reflection in the moonlight of the pond; she didn’t just have bigger breasts, her legs suddenly got absolutely toned… and we’re those abs?! Her curly brunette hair hung out of her cap tied into a long ponytail.
She looked over to a bunch of other women standing around confused, some of them were in oversized…. paintball gear….
Her eyes drifted to that man who got in the way of the shots… that… sweet… strong… handsome man……
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Colin wiped his mouth as he remembered stepping into her car.
“You guys just let him walk into the Zombie Run without mentioning… oh I dunno… THAT THEY SHOOT PAINTBALL GUNS AT YOU?!” Lucy shouted.
He remembered yanking her top off and stroking her chest as they passionately kissed.
“We didn’t even know that was a thing!” Wendy yelled defensively.
He remembered spreading her legs and licking her moist, steamy clit and as she sucked his-
“WHERE IS SHE?!” Sam yelled as she shoved her way inside the room.
“Woah hey, calm down….” Miriam groaned as she sat up and rubbed her eyes. “What’s with all the yelling, Master?” Miriam asked.
“The fact that my boyfriend-“ Sam shouted “hold on, did you just say…”
“You must be Sam… Colin talked a lot about you on the way home…” Miriam said.
“…. Really?” Sam asked.
“Yeah, he didn’t want me to come with him because you’d be ‘crying and shit’ over it…” Miriam said.
“I am so sorry, Mina spiked the punchbowl and Chet forgot to lock the back door and-“ Colin apologized as Sam hugged him.
“I forgive you…” She smiled, “But YOU THREE ARE STILL FUCKING DEAD TO ME!”
Suddenly a phone buzzed.
“Oh shit, I was supposed to meet up with my friends at the mall!” Miriam said.
“I can drive you there.” Colin said.
“Oh no, I don’t need any help getting there.” She said as she started getting dressed with the clothes in her backpack.
“No.” Colin firmly said “You helped me get home when you could’ve just kept going, it’s the least I could do.”
“Okay, come on then!” She shouted down the hall.
“LOVE YOU, BYE!” Colin said as he kissed Sam and ran off.