"Hey, Bruno, I could ask you the same question," Rick replied too quickly.
"Uh, I got a meet tomorrow, so I just finished practicing. I always swim until 10 pm before a big meet. I have lots of nervous energy, ya know. So now you know why I'm here, so tell me why you're here."
"Bruno, Bruno, Bruno. I'm here because you are. I got a nifty new -uh, piece of gear today. Since it's aquatic themed, I thought you might like to help me try it out," Rick said pulling out the gear formerly known as Chad from behind the door where he had hidden it, "so whatcha say, Bruno, will you put this on?"
Bruno grabbed one of the black rubber fins, and smiled uncertainly, "it looks promising? What is it exactly?"
"A shark man, merman, seamonster, SeaMonkey? I don't know, it was one of those grab bag mail orders. No label."
"Well, I usually get my 8 hours before a meet," Bruno hemmed and hated.
Rick knew he had to reel in Bruno tonight or Bruno would be the one that got away.
"Come on, you can try it on in the pool. If you don't like it, you should still have time for your 8 hours. You do like it, well, that's another story."
"So what are you going to wear, Rick?" Bruno asked. There was an awful lot of rubber. It had to be for more than one person. Rick was suspecting that now too. Maybe he'd have to put on part of Chad, if he selected the right part maybe that would control Bruno?