Michelle groaned. "Of fucking course. There's always one every semester."
"Care to explain?" Melanie asked, trying to force herself not to cry.
"Think of it as a sort of allergic reaction to your cock, Mel," Michelle explained. "Your body's having trouble adapting to its rapid changes. Every batch of new recruits has at least one dick rejection. Using a trans-ethnic dong probably didn't help."
"Or the fact that you'd already changed your sex," Ruby added. "That's all a lot for you body to suddenly have to get used to."
"Is... is there anything you can do?" Melanie asked, her voice trembling.
"In the early years of the Futanari Club, all we could do was offer our condolences to the newly dickless and refer them to other school clubs they might enjoy," Michelle said, picking up Melanie's rejected dick and handing it to the distraught girl. "Thankfully, the Science Club helped us come up with a solution last year."
"That's right, 'Chelle," Phoebe chimed in. "Those nerds cooked up a pill that helps your body adjust to its changes more smoothly."
"And my dick will stay on if I take this pill?" Melanie asked hopefully, clutching her dick to her tits protectively.
"Kaylie Watson promised me that should virtually eliminate the penis rejection rate," Michelle said.
"Where can I get that pill?!" Melanie begged. "I need to be black! My soul is black!"
"Nat, Ruby, take Mel down to the Science Club and get her on the Transition Pill," Michelle said. "I'd do it myself, but I still have obligations to Sarah, Lottie, and our new friend Mads."
You and Natalie nodded. Melanie followed the two of you as you led her out of the dick storage room.
"Poor girl," Eboni remarked, idly playing with the foreskin on her belly dick. "She seemed like she loved being black as much as I do."
"I sure hope my body doesn't reject my Egyptian dick once I install it," Madelyn shuddered, "especially since I'm planning to get a cat's head at the Anthro Club afterward."
"Yeah," Michelle sighed. "One dick rejection in a day is more than enough!"
Sarah impatiently tapped the bottle of Phimosis Ointment. "Okay, are we actually gonna fucking do this?! We've had waaaaaay to many distractions so far."
"Yeah!" Charlotte agreed. "The sooner you finish with Sarah, the sooner you can show me how to install my dick."
"Alright, I promise," Michelle chuckled as she picked up the bottle. "Anything else will have to wait. Now, let's get down to the business of puckering you up, Sarah."
"Trust me, Sarah," Phoebe winked, "you're gonna LOVE it!"