It was a big cardboard box painted silver with a bunch of bottle caps and tin foil chunks glued to it. A big silver tube out each side, with glittery silver leggings and roller skates. He rested his arm on something and pulled out a bike helmet with a colander crudely duct taped to it.
“She’s in his bed right now, isn’t she?” Lucy asked.
“I don’t fucking know!” Wendy yelled back.
“Don’t fucking lie to me!” Lucy yelled.
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!” Wendy screamed.
“NO, YOU GET OUT OF MY FACE!” Lucy shouted back.
A soft yawn filled the air as the woman finally sat up.
Her ruddy red hair was thick and wavy, her deep brown eyes fluttering open as the sunlight hit her silver face paint and her cum splattered size 50Gs.
“Good morning, my love.” She sighed as she cuddled up to him.
“Who was that?!” Lucy asked.
“Huh?” The mystery woman said as the angry brunette practically kicked the door down.
“You son of a bitch!” Lucy snapped.
Colin held his hands up as Lucy pelted him with her fists.
“Get your hands off of him!” The mystery woman said as she shoved Lucy to the ground.
“You’re in for it now, you skank!” Lucy yelled as Sam ran into the room and got between them.
“Are you alright, Colin?” Sam asked.
“I think so?” Colin said.
“Who are you people?!” Colin’s mystery woman said as she pulled the sheets over her hardened nipples.
“Who are we? Who the fuck are you?! That’s the real question!” Lucy shouted.
“My name is Luan.” The redhead said. “Now if you two don’t mind, my boyfriend and I are gonna take our shower now.”
Wendy and Tina turned to see Lucy being drug out of Colin’s bedroom flailing around like a rabid chimpanzee.
“What’s going on in there?!” Wendy asked.
“We just met Luan.” Sam said as Colin’s coworkers heard the shower running.
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Colin dug around in the freezer until he found the frozen mixed veggies. Luan grabbed it and pressed it against her swollen eye.
Tina nervously walked in “You must be Luan, I’m-“
“The pasty faced bimbo that puked all over my snack table!” Luan snapped.
“Excuse me?!” Tina blushed angrily.
“Oh don’t act like you weren’t hitting on my man last night!” Luan huffed. “I had to pull your little claws off his crotch in front of my friends!”
“Okay, one: she and Colin were blackout drunk last night, and two: he’s OUR boyfriend too!” Sam said as she stepped in.
“What?!” Luan gasped.
“He didn’t tell you?” Wendy asked.
“Between Pukey McCreepy and you stealing my Mom’s candy bowl after you punched her IN THE MOUTH, how could he?!” Luan shouted at Wendy.
“Is that why his bed’s covered in candy wrappers?” Shara asked as she walked in.
“Halloween was over by the time I got him home, so what was the point of bringing it back?!” Luan shouted.
…
“Wait a minute, Shara?!” Luan jumped.
Shara jumped and started “Yeah, I uh forgot my-“
“You’re one of his other girlfriends too, aren’t you?” Luan asked.
“How did you know?!” Shara asked.
“Hold up, you two know each other?!” Lucy yelled.
“We went to high school together, she was at the party those three ruined!” Luan said as she shot a glare and Tina, Wendy, and Olivia.
“YOU WERE THERE AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?!” Sam yelled.
“I had my own drunks to deal with!” Shara yelled.
“Damn it girl, my head’s poundin’….” Alya groaned.
“Please tell me you stocked up on Gatorade like I asked, darling…” Lisa said as she hugged Colin and pecked his cheek.
“Lisa and Alya too?!” Luan shouted, “You know what? It doesn’t matter.”
“Then what does matter?” Lisa asked.
“The five of you coming to my house and cleaning up the mess you made while Colin has breakfast with my parents!” Luan huffed.
“Fine by me.” Lucy said.
“I’ll drive you.” Sam added.