Michelle squirted a dollop of Phimosis Ointment out of its bottle and onto her fingers. "Okay, we're ready to begin, Sarah. I hope you're okay with dealing with tons of dick cheese."
"Well, I think dick cheese gives a cock character!" Phoebe sniffed.
"And that's why new recruits always think you smell like Bigfoot, Granola," Michelle smirked. "Seriously, smegma sucks."
"I really don't mind it," Sarah shrugged. "It'll be worth it to keep my glans covered during surprise erections or when my dick shifts around funny in my panties."
"I don't smell like Bigfoot, Chelle!" Phoebe snapped. "I smell natural! Your problem's that you don't smell like anything at all. Do you really think you can be sexy without your own unique musk?"
"Sure," Michelle laughed. "Stinking isn't sexy, Granola. Maybe it's your fetish, but I don't share it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to concentrate on Sarah."
Michelle raised the cream-coated fingers of one hand to Sarah's flaccid sausage with one hand while adjusting the foreskin with the other. Just before the cream could make contact, however, the door flew open.
Standing in the doorway was a fair-skinned, auburn-haired girl with a panicked expression on her freckly face. Her body was completely dickless, but she had a box filled with more than a dozen uncut caucasian dildos. "HELLLLLP!!!" she moaned.
"Nikki?!" Michelle thundered, her eyes nearly bugging out. "Nikki Murphy?!"
"Oh my goodness, Nikki!" Phoebe gasped. "I almost didn't recognize you without your cocks!"
"Uhh, what's happening?" asked Charlotte.
"Yeah," Madelyn agreed, "who is this girl?"
"Oh yeah, you haven't met her yet," said Eboni. "Charlotte, Madelyn, this is Nikki Murphy, our club's vice president. All the dicks in that box used to be attached to her body."
"How'd you lose 'em?!" asked Sarah.
"I'm not sure," Nikki said, tears pouring down her freckled cheeks. "I was in the caucasian section of the dick storage room to pick out a new dick. I found this nice, big one and I stuck it to my forehead like a unicorn." Nikki plucked a dildo out of the box and held it over her forehead to demonstrate. "Once it was installed, I started jerking it off. Just before I could jizz, I started feeling really queasy. Suddenly... my new dong just popped off in my hand! I was weirded out and upset, but it got worse. About ten seconds later, I got nauseous again and ALL of my beautiful, sexy cocks fell right off my body! You gotta help me, 'Chelle! I don't wanna go back to being plain, boring Nicole Murphy! I wanna be Nikki the Dickgirl!"
Michelle dropped the bottle and wiped her fingers dry on the carpet before running over to Nikki to give her a comforting hug. "It's okay, Nikki. We'll fix this, I promise."
"But why'd it happen, 'Chelle?!" Nikki pleaded. "My body's never rejected a dick before!"
"Simple," Eboni said. "You finally bit off more than you could chew. You tried on one dick too many, so your poor, strained body rejected all of them. That's why I'm sticking to my original cock and this new, unclipped baby." Eboni proudly held up her belly dick by the foreskin.
Michelle looked apologetically at Charlotte, Sarah, and Madelyn. "Do you two mind putting your projects on hold until we can fix Nikki?"
"I guess," Sarah sighed.
"She is crying, after all," Charlotte nodded.
"So long as I get my Egyptian dick and my cat head by tonight," said Madelyn. "That's when I have my initiation and officially become Priestess Meritbast."
"Good," said Michelle. "Let's get down to business. Here's what we'll be doing for Nikki."