It was a big red jacket with black leggings and buckled black boots. A fake parrot was glued to a shoulder, and next to it was a plastic cutlass and oversized pirate captain hat.
“And another thi-” Sam started right as somebody knocked on the door.
“We’re in the middle of something!” Lucy screamed out the door.
She opened her eyes to see a spray tanned chick in flip flops.
“Hey there, it’s Jessie, you guys were like, at my place yesterday and I’m here to pick up Snow.” Jessie asked.
“So the bitch in my boyfriend’s bed has a name….” Lucy said.
“What?” Jessie asked.
“We’ll go get her.” Sam smiled as she dragged Lucy back into the apartment.
Jessie.
Snow.
Why were those names so…. OHHHHHHHHH.
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Colin and his tipsy girlfriends stumbled through the cul-de-sac looking for some more booze after the bar said no.
“Loooook!” A drunk Olivia pointed as a tan chick struggled to get a stack of liquor bottles through the door.
Without hesitation, Colin ran up and grabbed the other side before the booze could hit the ground.
“Oh hey, it’s you! How’s it going dude!” Jessie smiled.
“Join Can Party Friends Please Your?” Colin drunkenly asked.
“Hell yeah, come on in!” Jessie smiled.
Bottles clattered as the lovers chugged and chugged and chugged to the chanting of the other guests. The four of them danced around as the music kept bumping louder.
‘Time to make my move…’ Jessie thought as she grabbed Colin by the shoulders and dragged him up the stairs.
Colin drunkenly flopped on her bed as Jessie started undoing her bra.
Suddenly the toilet flushed and out popped the pirate captain, brushing her black hair with cyan highlights.
“Jessie what the hell are you doing?!” Snow asked.
“It’s the guy from the movies… we’re gonna smash….” Jessie smiled as threw the striped shirt of her bumblebee shirt and flashed her nips at him.
“Not on my bed you aren’t!” Snow said as she shoved her friend.
Colin tried to stumble out of bed as Jessie and Snow slapped at each other.
Snow tried to physically kick Jessie out, but slipped on her bra and nailed Colin in the junk.
A wave of pink energy shot through her body.
Her jacket suddenly strained around her chest.
“Ahhhhhh ahhhh.. what the hell?!” Snow said as she realized her tits were GROWING.
Her ass wasn’t that far behind, growing like her thighs… so full and plump that her leggings were giving her camel toe.
“What the- oh…. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.” Snow smiled as her amber eyes turned glowing pink, compelling her to grab him by the shoulders “Come on cutie, let’s bounce.”
“AyE aYe CaPtAIn!” Colin drunkenly saluted as she lead Colin down stairs.
Wendy and Tina stopped dancing as they saw another chick grab Colin and drive away.
“Heyyyy, heee’s ours!” Wendy yelled as she grabbed her friends and hopped in the shopping cart after her.
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Snow sat up and pressed her DDs against his chest.
“Good morning, Big C……” Snow smiled.
Lucy kicked the door open and yelled “Get dressed and get the fuck out of here!”
“Oh shit, I was supposed to pick up my niece!” Snow said as she grabbed her clothes and threw them on.
“Ah no no no Noooooo!!!!” Snow yelled as she looked out the window.
Sam looked out to see a Camry getting towed out of the parking lot.
“Aw shit, my car!” Snow groaned, “Babe, I need a ride!”
“My car’s still at Bargain Co… if it hasn’t been towed too….” Colin said, “Hey Sam, can I borrow your-“
“No.” The blonde Amazon huffed.
“Lucy, is your car-?” Colin asked.
“Just in case you can’t tell, we’re both PISSED AT YOU!” Lucy snapped. “Find someone else to be your taxi!”
The pair stormed out the front door as Jessie turned around to see her friend.
“What the fuck was that about?” Jessie asked.
“I fucked her boyfriend.” Snow said.