Sam and Sniw sat there slack jawed as the spinning soda bottle stopped on Lenni.
“So wait, we’re gonna have the whole week together?” The ginger asked.
“Don’t rub it in!” Sam and Snow yelled in sync with a sour stare.
“What do you wanna do first?” Colin asked.
“Glad you asked, follow me to the roof!” Lenni said as she grabbed his arm and lead him upstairs.
“The roof?” Sam asked.
The night sky was so starry…
So beautiful…
Just like the moonlight dancing in her eyes.
“Ready?” Lenni asked.
“As ready as I’ll ever be…” Colin sighed as he closed his eyes….
And immediately got shoved off the roof into the pool with a thunderous splash.
“What the hell?!” Snow yelled as she and the others sought the source of the stupendous splash.
“Wooooooooooooooohoooooooooo!!!!” Lenni shouted as she splashed down after her boyfriend.
“The fuck are you doing?!” Winona yelled, “He could’ve gotten hurt!”
“That’s what makes it exciting!” Lenni said as she grabbed his shoulder “I’m taking his week off to the maaaaax!!!!!”
“You are?” Colin gulped.
The next day, as soon as the sun rose… Colin was yanked out of bed.
Colin struggled to hold as the bull bucked around ferociously.
“Yeah, ride’em cowboy!” Lenni yelled as a man ran up to the fence.
“Get off my property!!!” He yelled brandishing a shotgun.
Colin was flung off the bull and landed headfirst in a pile of manure.
“Let’s go!” the redhead yelled as they were shot at.
Next up was lunch at a biker bar as Colin froze up in a game of “five finger fillet”, aka the “try not to get STABBED IN THE HAND!” game. He shook violently as Lenni manically stabbed the table.
“Wow, you win!” Lenni cheered as she accidentally flung a knife into the owner’s first dollar.
She cheered him one as the roar of motorcycles tumbled behind him.
“And I’ve saved the best for last… Warmagedon!!!!” Lenni shouted.
“Yeaaaaah… Warmagedon…” Colin said with a fake “Woohoo.”
He looked out to see barbed wire, big crabs, and what looked like… no, what WAS a pair of FLAMETHROWERS blowing across the ground.
“This woman’s trying to kill me…” Colin whispered.
Time to think fast!