"Heh, heh, don't know who you pissed off this time, Chad, but as brother's go you make one hell of a dog," Brad laughed, as he sat down and resumed recording Chad and Max.
Chad was furious. His face was all furry, and it was hard to say words since Brad sprayed him with more spray.
"Rad, rop roorahntrooruhs!" Chad barked, "rho rax, rho rax, radrog!"
"Ha, ha, you sound like Scooby Doo. So anyway, Rex, I neither know no care if there is a way to make you human. I always wanted to be an only child. Now if I can finagle more of this stuff, Tad and Dylan will be your kennel mates."
"Rho! Rho! Rar ruffruhs!"
"Yes, yes. We were brothers. Now you're going to be my best friend," Brad snickered. He leaned in as Max pinned Chad against thr wooden stall gate, and began to mount him. Brad whispered, "best friend with benefits."
Chad yowled as the big mastiff Max mounted and penetrated him.
"Football would be a lot more interesting if the players were all naked from the waist down. Then the tackles wouldn't just jump on the quarterback, or receiver, they'd fuck 'em. Bet you'd still have been voted MVP under those rules. Max definitely considers you an MVP."
Brad cracked open a beer, and tipped it back. Chad hadn't noticed the mini fridge earlier. He had smelled alcohol on Brad when he arrived, but it wasn't even 6 yet. He did know his brother was a mean drunk. That was probably the reason Thom was driving Brad's truck. He was already drunk.
"You little bro are going to be my bitching cock hound masterpiece, right Maxy!"
Max barked in assent. The assault finally stopped, as Max unknotted and walked to the far corner of the stall. Chad struggled to stand on all fours. He jumped up on the gate standing on his hindlegs with his forelegs against the gate.
Chad barked, "Rukroo, rad!"
Brad crushed his empty beer can, and stood up looming over Chad the man faced pitbull.
"In your dreams, bro. Rex ain't ever fucking anything ever again," Brad said.
Chad growled.
Brad laughed, and opened another can of beer, "Bro, gotta say you've got spirit, but Thom, Max and me will break it, one way or the tother before Todd gets home."
"You know I texted Dad's vet clinic as soon as Todd told me what happened to you. I got you an appointment for tomorrow afternoon. We'll get you dewormed, get you chipped, and if you still got spirit, we'll have you neutered."
"Ruht!"
"You heard me dog face, you will be our bitch one way or the tother! Max, you look like your ready for round two. Max, Chad now!"
Max barked and leapt at Rex. The tan dog was quickly pinned and mounted for a second time, as Brad grinned and took pictures.