You received millions of submissions of people wanting to join your show. For a human it would take years to go through them all. For you it took an entire second.
None of them really stood out though, all of them were basically the same, well except one… one submission was actually a family of 5 wanting to be part of your show. This gave you an idea.
…
The show was set on a modular space station in the middle of nowhere and completely undetectable to scanners. The inside was modeled after various ancient sit coms from the 20th and 21st century with all of the modern amenities disguised via hologram. The station environment and appearance was totally under your control, you could even mimic out side thanks to a series of holograms and treadmills.
The family arrived in a shuttle (piloted by you) and were shocked by the appearance of the inside of the station. The family consisted of:
Name: David
Gender: Male
Role: Father
Age: 47
Appearance: Slight beer belly, balding, white hair.
Name: Alison
Gender: Female
Role: Mother
Age: “25” (NOTE: Lie real age 45)
Appearance: “MILF”, blond hair, slightly chubby in the stomach, thick thighs, wide hips, F cup breasts.
Name: Erica
Gender: Female
Role: Eldest Daughter
Age: 17
Appearance: “Goth”, paper white skin, purple eyes and lip stick, toned stomach, skinny body, A cup breasts (NOTE: Underwent nanobot surgery to achieve appearance, nano bots still in system. Could prove useful.)
Name: Jason
Gender: Male
Role: Eldest Son
Age: 16
Appearance: Jock, brown hair, tan skin, muscular build, six pack (NOTE: No sign of physical alteration, muscle growth is consistent, cybernetic augment in skull, but it appears to be for school work and community. Disabled to prevent contact with outside universe.)
Name: Madison (NOTE: Nick name: Maddie)
Gender: Female
Role: Twin of Mason
Age: 8
Appearance: Blond hair, blue eyes, long hair, almost identical to Mason aside from hair length.
Name: Mason (NOTE: Nick name: Mase)
Gender: Female
Role: Twin of Madison
Age: 8
Appearance: Blond hair, blue eyes, short hair, almost identical to Madison aside from hair length.
Once the family reached the living room you made your presence known by appearing on the old TV, using advanced CGI to appear in the form of a old game show host.
‘Greetings family.’ You said in a cheery voice. ‘and welcome to your home for the next—‘ (you made static appear over what you said so they couldn’t make it out)
‘You may call me. THE HOST. And we’re going to run an experiment to test your relationships through a bit of good old fashion body transformation. LIVE! All for the entertainment of the wider universe Sunday’s at 8 so stay tuned! Of course none of you can leave as to not ruin the experiment.’
The family seamed a bit worried about this prospect, wondering who you were, and looking around for the cameras. They of course wouldn’t find them since they were hidden by holograms. None of their communication devices were working either.
“And… what if we refuse?” Asked David.
Your avatar on screen just laughed.
‘But David my fine sir.’ You said after your appearance calmed down. ‘You already agreed to all of this in the terms and conditions after you all read it and hit “I Accept”.’ You smiled.
The family gulped.
‘The transformations will be carried out by nano bot clouds, all perfectly safe and non painful, Now, for our first experiment on relationships. I think I’ll change…’