Now although you are not a were-crocadyle in the sense of a cursed human that transforms into a crocadyle under the Full Moon
your Sponsor is the Goddess of All Sharks and so
you have access to the potions your Sponsors sister
The Goddess of All Crocodiles offers.
Generally when you go All Sharkey or All Crocodillian people don't survive a encounter with your toothy transformed jaws/
From mixing with your Other Circle of Friends you
know the Real Thing doesn't ask or tell the hard hitting private questions these kids here are asking.
Simply put a bunch of humans are asking you
a Monster now and Then
about your sexual relations with other
Man Eating Monsters.
Clearly these kids in the WereCreature club have never so much as sprount a strand of fur under the Full Moon or they'd be more guarded about the questions they are asking you.
So since you doubt they will even bother glancing at your answers you tell the truth and list the current mundane names and cell phone numbers of Sharketa and Crocodelilah just in case Leo wants some work done on his sqished in face and sport
Some Real Jaws
as the potions can do