Paul’s first instinct was to cover up his groin in shame. His eyes darted nervously from Jack and the salesman and Jack again. The rest of his naked body remained still.
However Jack and the salesman were completely unfazed by Paul's nudity. For them Paul was just another product in the lineup.
“And this is display model number 3. As you can see, it comes with an XXXL-sized tank.” The human toilet salesman slapped Paul’s big gut, which shook like jello. “It even includes a fur coating to provide additional grip.” He grabbed Paul’s hairy tits and twisted them.
“Ouch!” Paul yelped as a few of his chest hairs were ripped away in the process.
Both Jack and the salesman were equally surprised at Paul’s sudden cry.
“What was that noise it made just now?” Jack said with an arched eyebrow.
The salesman was quick to come up with an explanation. “Oh... That was, uh... Its pain alarm function! It alerts you when it receives damage!”
“And what would be the use of that? I really don’t care if my toilet is uncomfortable. What’s next? A toaster that complains when the bread is too hot?”
As a veteran car salesman himself, Paul knew all about overexaggerating the usefulness of the features on his own products' spec sheet. He also knew that this tactic wasn’t working with Jack, as he wasn’t too impressed by his puny human body’s natural functions.
Jack came closer and inspected Paul’s face. “Mmm...bIt’s an older model, right? I’d say it’s nearing five decades old at least.”
“We prefer the term ‘vintage’!” The salesman cheerfully pointed out.
“It’s old and chunky, it better come with a nice discount. I’m not too impressed, but let’s get it out of bipedal mode just to check it out... Why is it covering its handle like that?”
Paul was speechless. He tried to speak out but the words just wouldn't come out of his throat. He wasn't sure if it was because of the shock caused by the bizarreness of the situation or something else was at play. He could just stand there, dumbfounded.
“Let me help.” The salesman walked behind Paul and put his hands behind him in a not very gentle way.
“H-hey!” Paul protested, but the two men just treated him like a piece of creaky furniture and completely ignored the pathetic cries he made when touched. He yelped even louder when Jack grabbed his penis.
“Mmm, it has a small handle, but the balls look big and very squeezable at the very least.”
Paul couldn’t believe it, this dude was manhandling his cock with total disregard for his dignity and playing with his balls as if they were toy marbles!
They were going to be thoroughly disappointed when they realized Paul wasn’t going to transform like the other two naked men. Most probably they would be repulsed when they realized they had just touched a real guy’s bits. It would be a funny misunderstanding for them to joke about the next day.
Or at least that’s what Paul thought was going to happen. Because what happened next came as a total surprise to him.
Right after Jack had jerked his dick in a few different directions, Paul began to feel weird. His mouth expanded until it became huge, round and heavy.
“(Oh, no! No, no, no! This can’t be real!)” Paul touched his jaw with disbelief. “(I can’t be one of these weird human toilet things, no!)”
His head became so heavy Paul had a hard time standing up. Unlike the other two display models though, his hairy belly greatly expanded as well.
“Oh!” Jack’s eyes brightened up. “He has much more capacity than I thought!”
Paul could only look with his eyes in horror as his mouth became a toilet seat and his belly was transfigured into a very large container to store whichever waste they’d force him to swallow. This was too much, he needed to scream, but his toilet seat of a mouth would only make gurgling sounds like the water of a toilet.
Paul was forced to squat with his legs down like a frog, his heavy mouth wide open and hairy belly touching the floor, his two big moobs exposed. Jack turned around the transforming man and looked at his backside. His large hairy butt had always been big and wide but by now his anus had been enlarged into a big meaty donut of a hole.
“Oh, I see his waste disposal system is also extremely big." Jack traced his fingers around the hairy rim of Paul's asshole. "It’ll make it easier to flush out the piss from his belly with the draining tube.”
Just the thought of his anus being messed with made Paul’s fat body sweat profusely and he no longer had any say in the matter. He was a product to be sold, if Jack wanted to test out any of his body parts he had the right to do so.
To Paul's horror a felt one of the man's fingers up his anus. His enlarged asshole meant that Jack had to really dig his finger inside.
"Oh nice, I thought it would be thoroughly used due to its age, but it's actually yet to be broken in." Jack commented as he teased the virgin hole, checking out the inner walls of the rectum. "Brand-new plumbing inside this one."
Jack stopped fingering the naked, heavy, immobile, mute Paul and chuckled when the very moment he removed his finger a faint gas was expelled through the naked weretoilet's stinky hole. Little he knew the humiliation Paul was going through.
The man in the leather jacket had already made up his mind.