It is December 25th 12:00AM you are so excited, you are waiting for Santa to come and to give you presents. You have done all of your homework and all of your other errands and stuff. You have tried to be good. But it seems that you should have tried harder this year.
Apparently, you have been bad for a lot of the months. Somehow you managed to land on the naughty list. You are not going to be getting any presents this year. But you will also not be getting any coal or ashes either. The point still stands that you will be getting no gifts this year unless you count getting turned into a Reindeer a Present.
You wake up in the middle of the night when you hear Santa's Sleigh land on your roof, you find yourself face to face with the jolly old man in red in mere seconds.
"My oh my! I am disappointed in you. You have been a very bad boy this year. I am afraid I can't reward your naughtiness, I am afraid that you leave me with no other choice." as Santa says this, you see and feel your body change first all of your clothes disappear leaving your human boy navel or belly button or bellybutton, penis, scrotum, testicles, and anus exposed naked and nude. The next thing that happens is you grow a Reindeer tail just above your anus. Then your Scrotum inflates and turns pink, and your penis loses it mushroom shaped tip and it turns pink and multiplies into four. Suddenly you feel like you have to pee and you do, but instead of urine or sperm or semen, instead your four pink penises produce something that is rich, creamy, delicious and full of Calcium and Vitamin D. It is Milk. "OH NO!" You say, it is an udder, your scrotum is now an udder and your penises are now teats.
But wait don't only female reindeer have udders and teats? The answer is yes, yes they do. This causes your testicles to die, and wither away. Your bladder and Prostate are now Mammary Glands instead. Next the skin on the front of your groin or crotch tears apart and it becomes your urethral meatus and your very sensitive clitoris instead. Also the skin just on the floor of your pelvic area of your body just below your anus tears apart and it becomes your new labia majora, minora and vagina.
Next your face turns into a snout and your ears disappear and you get new ears at the top of your head that are triangular in shape and you have antlers growing from your temples. Your Hands and feet have their fingers and toes fuse together until they are nothing but hooves and you find it impossible to stand on your hind legs. You fall onto all fours. Lastly you grow Brown fur all over your body. It is official now you are a reindeer now. Just as you think this can't get any worse your nose glows the color of a rainbow of the northern lights or the Aurora Borealis.
Your transformation complete now, you are led to the roof and have a leash and harness put on you and you and the rest of the Reindeer on Santa's team are made to fly to the North Pole and you are put in the Reindeer Pens. It looks like you will be Santa's newest Reindeer for all of eternity and even beyond that.