To cure your lightheadedness, you decide to crouch down to take a breather. You clench your face for a moment, and blow out of your mouth a heavy puff of air. Then, you inhale deeply, and slowly stand up.
'Odd,' you think, 'Wasn't I taller than that statue just a minute ago?' You are looking at a 5 1/2 foot statue of a lion next to a park bench. No more than two minutes ago, you were 5' 9". Soon after you ponder your new height, you become as tall as the three foot tall park bench.
"What's happening to me?!" you shout. People around glance at you, wondering why you're shouting. That's when you notice a weight in your pants, and a cold, wet feeling all over your crotch. You feel around your crotch, and being unable to realize your problem, you try to reach into your pants, only to find that the waistline of your jeans has disappeared. A crotch-buttoned baby blue onesie has replaced your clothes. Dreading that your guesses are true, you reach into the leg of the onesie. You are wearing a soaked Pampers Baby-Dry, and you have pooped yourself.
And that's when the crying starts. A woman who is employed on the island approaches you. Although she is aware that you are a visitor to the island, she treats you like she would treat the average two year old like yourself. "Uh-oh! Somebody needs out of their stinky diaper! Come on, let's take you to the daycare center."