Isabel was checking her locker when a bunch of pills appeared.
"What the fuck is this?" she thought. It read "New You Pills, The Ultimate Package". Some nerd put it in her locker.
It contained everyone's New You pill, at 20% less the price. Eventually, her friends Chrissy and Estelle come to her locker and talked to her.
"What the fuck is taking you so long, Isabel?" Chrissy asked. "Is it those stupid pills?"
"Yep, pretty much," said Estelle, before Chrissy and her left.
Ivy, very curious, brought the pills to her home. She took 2 age progression pills, and since wanted to specifically be 30, because each pill is a decade long she cut one of the pills by fifths, kept one-fifth, and threw the rest into the trash. She also took the FTM pill, because she wanted to experience the other gender. Lastly, she took the Muscle pill, because she wanted to be strong, and the Reality Alteration pill, because she wanted to see another reality.
She eventually, took all of those and dumped them at 10 p.m., drank them all, and went to sleep (naked from the doctor's recommendation.).