Colin bolted down the boardwalk running down the hoodie clad stranger clutching his phone, Shara trying to keep up in heels as Alya and Lisa leapt out in front of the thief. They both got shoved to the ground as Colin kept up his pursuit.
“Wait a minute, what are you guys doing here?” Shara asked.
“We definitely weren’t following you in case something, like, went wrong!” said Lisa.
Alya facepalmed with a sigh.
Colin jumped across a kid’s chalk drawing as the thief rounded a corner.
“Get back here!!!” Colin yelled.
The little guy went right back to making his chalk dragon… right as Wendy and Sam ran across it.
“He went that way!” Wendy shouted as she pointed to the alley.
Sam stopped the pink haired girl right where the alley started and leaned over to see the stranger cornered.
“Give me my phone, right now!” Colin shouted as he grabbed their wrist and tried prying his phone loose.
Their hood flopped back as they struggled to break free.
“Ronnie?” Colin asked.
“You can say goodbye to Wendy once I show this shit to Chet!” Ronnie spat as she tried to pull her hand free. “I read ALL of your texts!”
“I mean it Ronnie, give it back!!!” Colin growled as he tried prying his phone free.
“Sorry ‘Master’, but I’m not one of your little sluts!!!” Ronnie fired back as she dug her nails into his arm.
“Why can’t you just LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!” Colin screamed as a surge of pink light hit the Bargain Co janitor dead on.
Colin covered his mouth as soon as her head hit the stack of trash cans.
“Oh no… oh no no no no!” Colin panicked as he scrambled to help Ronnie to her feet, “I have no idea what happened, I’m so sorry!”
“You’re gonna be sorry! Just look what you did to my… mouth?” Ronnie said as she looked in a puddle.
Her lips weren’t bleeding, they were covered in red lipgloss.
“I don’t remember putting that on…” Ronnie said as her eyelids caked themselves in sparkling green eyeshadow. “What the fuck?!”
“Ronnie?” Colin asked.
He looked on as her messy black hair turned silky and wavy, half of it growing long enough to drape itself over her right shoulder.
“I don’t know what kind of trick you’re pulling here but it’s not gonna- AHHHHhhhHhhh ahhhh!!!” Ronnie said as she suddenly stumbled.
Colin looked at her feet as her sneakers melted into weird gooey putty that turned green and stretched out into a set of eight inch stilettos.
“What the fuck?!” Ronnie squeaked, “It’s a dream, it has to be!”
Colin stood there unable to close his mouth as Ronnie’s sweats and hoodie started melting and warping like her shoes. The material turned a glistening lime green as it squashed itself against her body. The bottom of the flowing green glob wrapped itself around her thighs as they plumped up, her ass not too far behind (no pun intended). Her butt swelled up so big it looked like Alya’s!
“Ahhhhhh!” Ronnie moaned as she squeezed her own butt. “Mmmmmm that feels goooood…”
She shook her head and pulled her hands away to reveal that some of the green stuck to her nails and made them an inch longer. The top of the mass solidified, forming a green dress with a diamond shaped boob window.
“Oh my god I look like those two chicks omigawd it’s soooo nice!!!!” Ronnie smiled.
“What?” Colin said out loud.
“No! M-my head’s spinning… can’t think straight…” Ronnie groaned, “This isn’t me… I’m not like those bitches on his phone… I’m not- not- I’m…”
All of a sudden her breasts swelled up to the point where her hardened nips nearly poked holes in her dress, easily size Gs.
“I’m a total bimbo!” Ronnie blurted out loud as she just stood there.
“What the hell just happened?” Wendy asked from around the corner.
“I have no clue, let’s see how this goes.” Sam whispered.
“R-Ronnie?” Colin stammered.
“Mmmmm ci Papi….” Ronnie smiled with a noticeably stronger accent as she rubbed her own breasts.
“What did you just call me?” Colin asked with flushed cheeks.
Ronnie giggled and strutted over to him, “I know you want me, Mr Greys….”
“Woah, hey that’s not, you aren’t, this isn’t right!” Colin said as she pinned him against the wall.
“Wendy doesn’t have to know… it’ll be our little secret….” Ronnie smiled as she leaned in for a kiss.
“Get yo hands off my-! Our-! Her man!” Alya yelled.
“Nice one…” Sam said with an eye roll.
“Oh please, this meek little thing?” Ronnie laughed, “I’m sure he’d prefer a reallll woman…”
Wendy decked her in the face and pulled Colin away.
“You keep your skanky little claws off of him!” Wendy shouted.
“Whatever, I’ll be back soon enough.” Ronnie said as she walked away swaying her hips.
“She you tomorrow Colin!” She winked with a blown kiss.
“Who was that?!” Shara yelled.
“The slut at our job.” Wendy said, “She didn’t give a single flying fuck about Colin until she saw me on a date with him.” Wendy said.
‘Wait, that’s not-‘ Colin thought.
“And what exactly were you four doing anyway?!” Shara said with folded arms.
“Oh, uhhhh… we….” Wendy stammered.
“We wanted to make sure everything was goin’ okay.” Alya said.
“It was fine, why wouldn’t it be?!” Shara asked.
“Welll….” Sam started.
“Alright, Ronnie overhead me talking about your date today, that’s how she found you guys.” Wendy said.
“Seriously?” Shara asked, “You talked about it in the open?”
“It was in the bathroom, over the phone, with Sam!” Wendy snipped. “Not my fault that little slut walked in right as I was hanging up!”
Shara stormed off to go get some boba as Colin placed a hand on her shoulder.
“Why’d you cover for me? This whole thing was my idea.” Sam said.
Wendy pointed to Lucy hanging out with her friends a few feet away.
They pair quietly nodded and went to join their friends at the tea stand…