By the time the stranger wearing red got up, you discover the person who owned the sleigh wasn't who you would expect. This individual had long white hair, big breasts, wore a red dress, a matching cape, black boots, long green gloves, a santa hat, and was completely female. Nothing to recognize at all.
"Oh, didn't expect anybody to see me," she says. "Miss, who are you?" your girlfriend asks. "I am Santa Claus, of course," the girl answers. "You should no that." "You can't be Santa," You say. "Santa is a guy." "Yeah, and he's fat, has a long white beard," your girlfriend agrees. "Those are just lays from baking companies to get more money," Santa explains. "That still isn't ringing a bell," You comment. "Alright," Santa explains. "Looks like I'm gonna have to show you both that I am who I say I am.