"Until you stop acting like a little kid...I think I'll have to make sure you behave." She typed in a few commands.
"What are you doing?"
"Teaching you some new tricks," she said, editing the line in his profile that noted, Human Knowledge: Preset, Complete Knowledge for 16 Year Old Human Male. and replaced it with Preset, Basic Human. She then added a second line, Canine Knowledge: Canine Obedience School. She hit enter.
Jeff could sense something leaving his mind...but he didn't know what it was. "What tricks?"
"Well, let's start simple. Sit, Jeff..." she said, firmly. Jeff plopped down on the floor automatically. "Roll over.." He did. "Good boy, Jeff...Now...try to act mature for five minutes and maybe we'll discuss this again."
"If you say good boy again, I'll..." Jeff started.
"Jeff, why don't you try being one and I won't have to say it." She turned back to the screen.
Subject: Jeff
Species: Canine
Breed: Beagle
Age: 1 year
Human Setting: 16 Years Old, except beagle size
Human Knowledge: Preset, Basic Human.
Canine Knowledge: Canine Obedience School.