"Wait a minute," said Ben. "If you're changed this much, why not change it so you want to go out with me? Why can't I really be your boyfriend?"
"But I don't want to...."
"Look, Tony, I have some of those free packets." He held up a handful of th em and shuffled through them. "See?" Ben could see something which had the boring title of "Orientation Powder: Bisexual." "I don't want you to only have sex with me because whenever you get horny your pussy makes you feel strange."
"I... Okay. It'll be a lot less weird than just being a guy with a pussy in the first place."
Tony went to the sink and got a glass of water, tore off the packet's top, then washed it down his throat. Gulping, Tony said "I don't feel any stranger... wait, that's weird. Wow, they're both hot!" Tony was looking at a poster which had two TV stars, a guy and a girl, kissing.
"It works, right? Don't you find guys and girls both attractive?"
Tony nodded. "Ben, you..."
Ben kissed him.