“Okay, it’s pretty clear to me that Jamie needs a different job…” Colin said as he got between the bickering in the kitchen.
“She got laundry ‘cause she fucked up everything else! What other job?!” Lucy snapped.
There was a knock at the door.
“What?!” A furious Marinette shouted as she yanked the door open.
“Is Colin here?” Jessie asked.
“Yeah Jessie, you caught us at a bad time…” Colin started. “What’s that you’re holding?”
“Yeah, that’s what I was coming over here to tell you, I got somebody fired today…” Jessie sighed, “And now we’re short a fry cook and I really need your- why are you guys lookin’ at me like that?”
“We’ve got your new fry cook right here!” Lucy smiled as she pushed Jamie in front of the surfer.
“Who?” Jamie asked.
“YOU, STUPID!” Lucy and Marinette shouted.
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“Ugh, couldn’t find any better snacks, Frenchy?” Lucy winced.
“Jessie drove, so it was this or nothing, unless you are willing to eat a molded slice of pizza.” Marinette huffed as she watched Jessie take Jamie inside the tiny stand.
“Man, this is gonna be an absolute shit show, mark my words…” Lucy chuckled as she stuffed another piece of the strange candy in her mouth.
“How many of those did you eat?” A passerby asked.
“We split the whole box, why?” Lucy asked as the mall started… melting?
“Oh god Snow get over here! They got in Jessie’s stash!” The woman called out.
“Stash… what is thiiiiiiis staaaash?” Marinette said as the snow woman walked up to the pineapple in shades.
“That’s definitely not a micro dose!” The snow woman said as she and her friend rolled away. They revealed Jamie walking up to the grill next to the burger clown Jessie as she turned a knob and brought up some sizzling… records?
And then… the singing…
🎶Alright, girl, lemme show you around
Flippin' burgers ain't some low-effort, dead-end job
Low-price fast food to feed the whole town
Hear what's goin' down
That scratchin' sound
Here comes the lunch mob!🎶
Smashin' those patties down, baby🎶
Jamie:
Smashin' those patties, smells tasty
Jessie
Toastin' those buns and meltin' cheese
Jamie:
Toastin' those buns, extra pickles: please!
Jessie:
Flip that disc, the party don't stop
Jamie:
Flip that disc, don't let the meat drop!
Jessie;
Lettuce, tomatoes, and sauce; order up!
Jamie:
Dice the onions on top, order up!
Jessie:
Come on now
Keep that station clеan
Come on, come on
Keep up good hygienе! Order up!
Jamie:
Keep that station clean
Come on, come on
Keep the meal germ free! Order up!
Jessie:
Burgers?
Jamie:
An art
Jessie:
The grill?
Jamie:
Our canvas!
Jessie:
Now, let's get to work and see if you can handle this...
Flippin' and fryin' to keep myself from dying...
Jamie:
Flippin' and fryin' to keep yourself from dying...
Jessie:
The grease keeps poppin', my grooves are non-stoppin'
Jamie:
The grease keeps poppin', these grooves are non-stoppin'
Marinette drooled as she held out her hands in awe.
“I’m freaking out, man!” Lucy said as passersby looked away from the pair….
Jessie:
Groove coastin', smooth roastin'
Jamie:
Groove coastin', smooth roastin'
Jessie:
Cookin' burgers like I'm fresh out the ocean
Jamie:
Cookin' burgers like you fresh out the ocean
Jessie:
Season them with style to make them worth while
Jamie
Season them with style to make them worth while
Jessie:
(On a dollar bill) Gotta put effort to chase that coin pile
Jamie:
(Also on a dollar bill) Gotta put effort to chase that coin pile
Jessie:
Now c'mon, let's scratch a lil' bit more
The pair scritched and scratched as burgers went flying directly into customers’ gaping mouths.
🎶The way you freestyle's the mark of cuisine
If you're cookin' by the book, you know
There's no meaning
Keep a fresh mindset as you pound these patties down, baby🎶
Jamie:
My scratchin' melody makes 'em so tasty!
Jessie:
Sing out this song as the grease pops
Jamie:
Sing out your song, it don't stop!🎶
Lucy and Marinette shook their heads as everything got back to normal.
“Woah… Jamie’s actually good at something?!” Lucy asked.
“Yeah, Jessie told me her first shift went really well!” Colin smiled.
“Ah yes… good.. good…” Marinette smiled.
The rivals suddenly realized they weren’t at the mall anymore… they were laying next to Colin and Sam bare asses in the air.
“Oh crap!” Lucy blushed as she pulled the sheets over her hardened nipples.
“Sorry about interrupting you guys, we ate some weird ass candy we found in Jessie’s car and-“
“Relax, it’s fine…” Colin said as he pulled Lucy into his arms and kissed her.
Marinette got dressed and grabbed the ruined wedding dress, ready to face the music.
“Hey.” Sam sheepishly smiled.
“Oh yes, hello…” Marinette blushed. “I am so sorry about the arguing, and the shouting, and for breaking your computer and-“
“Relax Mari, I get it.” Sam smiled as she put a hand on Marinette’s shoulder. “It was super stressful without Colin… but now he’s better and Jamie’s not here breaking everything! Jamie has a job now, JAMIE!”
“It is rather nice to not deal with her nonsense…” Marinette sighed. “But I still have to bring… this… to my client.”
Sam hugged Marinette tightly.
“We’ll if you need me, I’m here for you…” Sam smiled as she looked over to…