Joanna's mother, Gloria sauntered downstairs to deliver the good news to Chad. She found him sipping some coffee at the dining room table and wasted no time in proudly presenting the pregnancy test to him. Explaining the intricate details of Joanna's hyper pregnancy, and her upcoming liter of babies.
A bead of sweat ran down Chad's forehead as he scratched the back of his neck. "Wow. . . So many babies. . . and they're all mine. That's. . . unbelievable. Miss are you sure that this is good news? I mean will Joanna even be able to handle-" Chad is suddenly cut off. The only sound in the room being furious taping of Gloria on her phone.
"Oh don't worry about that Chad! Joanna's been through so much already, and we'll take good care of her won't we? Besides, just think about how many viewers Joanna's World will get!" Gloria smiled sweetly at Chad who slowly nodded his head.
"That's true. That's true. I mean we're already making so much! Just imagine the profit this pregnancy will bring, and you're right Joanna will be fine." Chand is interrupted by a girly shriek followed by a guttural moan coming from upstairs. A common sound in the household, or at least that's how everybody remembers it. Chad continues, "But still, I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a fathe-" Again Chad is cut off. Gloria speaks as she fiddles with her phone.
"Chad please stop worrying! Everything will be completely fine. I'm sure we can hire many caretakers to help you with you're children, they'll have a wonderful life and you'll be a great father." Gloria continued to type something on her phone. Chad practically frozen until she finishes. He suddenly snaps back to life when she finishes, a sadistic smile on his face.
"You know what? You're completely right. Thanks for reassuring me. I'm gonna be a great father to all my children." Chad leans back and relaxes. "Now let's focus on Joanna. Now I'm sure she'll be able to take care of herself just fine, of course we'll help her when we can, but she needs to learn to be more independent. Isn't that right Miss?"
Gloria nodded approvingly "Of course Chad. I'm glad you see it my way. Obviously we'll guide her through the process and give her the resources she needs, but motherhood should provide an excellent opportunity of my cow of a daughter to grow." She giggles "In more ways then one."
"Exactly! And speaking of cows. I think we should try to up Joanna's milk production. I remember reading somewhere that babies are better off with breastmilk then formula so we'll need to think about doubling. . . Actually maybe even quadrupling her production! Also don't you think her hips are a little small for a heifer? Er, I mean mother. I imagine they'll need to be much bigger for the birthing process. I'm sure some hormones will help with that, right? And we can't forget about her diet either, we need. . . "
Getting a little annoyed Gloria quickly cuts Chad off for the third time. "Of course! Great ideas Chad." She runs up to Chad and embraces him. Chad having no problem leaning into her womanly curves. "I'm so glad you want to take care of my daughter. I trust her to be well taken care of in your capable hands." She sniffles a little bit. Crocodile tears. "Poor thing would be nowhere without kind and generous people like us."
"Of course Miss. I mean she is my property after all. I plan on taking very good care of my investment."