You quickly run into your bedroom. Once inside you lock the door. Then you here *Bang* from the other side. Looks like you locked it just in time. You quickly run to your window and jump out, fortunately it's a one story building so you immediately touch the ground and run.
Dusk settled and you eventually found yourself at a gas station. You enter and it's what one would expect, a counter, shelves, and coolers in the back. Inside are two people, a skinny teenager grabbing a bag of a bag of Kit Kat's and Swedish Fish. The other guy is at the register, he's a chumby guy who appears to be in his thirties.
You walk in, grab a bottle of water, and head to the register. You give the guy the bottle and rings it out.
Cashier: That'll be one dollar.
You pull out your wallet and give him the money.
Cashier: I noticed you came without a car, you a hitchhiker or got robbed?
You: No, you probably won't believe me when I tell you what happened
Cashier: Try me kid, I've owned this gas station for ten years and have seen some messed up shit.
You: Well, a box arrived at my house this morning and inside that box was purple anthro velociraptor suit. I didn't order it by the way. Anyways, I as was about to get rid of it, it came to life and try to put itself on me.
Cashier: Kid, that's the funniest story I've ever heard in my life.
The cashier broke out laughing and the teenager walked over to the counter.
Teenager: Mr. Lamb, what happened?
Mr. Lamb: Oh nothing Colin, this guy just told me, that he got attacked by a furry suit. Can you believe that?
Colin: Wait, do you really think you got attacked by a furry suit?