Everything went black after the steel drum rolled over him again.
He woke up. He was flat. He was rubber and some naked old guy was standing on him, and using him as a shower mat.
It all looked familiar. Suddenly, he realized where he was.
Chad's home. He is in the shower next to the sauna in the basement gym. The naked man showering is his own father. Suddenly, the shower door opens, and Chad's mother joins the father. Flat Chad stares up helplessly as his parents make love while standing on top of him.
After their shower, they dried and dressed. They were chatting about Brad and his buddy Rick.
"Rick is still in high school. Don't you think Brad should have more college friends, dear?"
"Honey, Rick is only a couple years younger, maybe 18 months. They've been friends for years. Good friends are worth keeping. Oh, I hear someone upstairs."
"If it's Chad, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind. You know he didn't come home last night, and he didn't call," Chad's mother complained.
"He's a big boy- Ah, hi Brad, and is that Rick with you?" Father asked.
"Yeah, thought we'd workout for a couple hours," Brad said, "what are you two up to?"
"Just worked out. And showered," said his mother, "now Don't overdo."
"We won't."
"And remember you're driving us to the airport at 4 for our Second Honeymoon," she called down from upstairs, "And watch out for Chad while we're away."
"Will do," Brad replied.
The door to the basement closed.
In hushed voices, Brad and Rick started to discuss, "Think Chad is conscious?"
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"Not sure it's even alive any more. You flattened him pretty good, Brad. "
"Well, how was I supposed to know he'd be on the field? I was running the machine at top speed, so I could finish early. I assumed you had rubber Chad in your possession, Rick."
"No matter now. I'm just glad you found a place to put flat Chad. Say wanna shower?"
"Later, boyfriend, the 'rents may be checking on us to offer us snacks. So we better start working out. Chad ain't going anywhere."
"Ain't that the truth. "
Then Chad heard metal weights clanking.