The battle cruiser filled with Argonians was rapidly approaching the solar system.
Confident that this would be an easy misson(Well known Earth Man with criminal record on a planet filled with nothing but women? He'd stick out like a sore thumb), the bored crew of aliens were discussing what they would do once they've acquired their target.
"Earth women are easy" said one of the reptilian mercenaries. "I know what I'd like to do with them".
"No, Rac-Pzz, you've already gotten in trouble before for fucking around on the job. The bosses want a simple pick up. The Earth man needs to be taken in alive so he can be taught some manners. That means there's no time to waste" said one of his co-workers.
Rac-Pzz gave the Argonian equivalent of a groan.
"You're no fun" he said.
"I'll find you a hooker at the docking station to tide you over. Is that OK?"
"I guess. But find me one with less teeth. The last one was an Askavarian."
"Hey, that one was on you. It's not my fault you're so ugly that only Askavarians will give you the time of day."
"We'll be in Earth's orbit in five minutes" announced the ship's communication officer, Von-Tak, over the intercom.
"Good" answered the captain, Cra-Sar. "I just want this job to be over."
"As you wish" Savannah Tullio said, appearing suddenly on the ship's bridge in a disembodied state.
The bridge's security detail instinctively began firing their laser weapons at the Earth woman, which she tanked with zero effort.
Cra-Sar gave a signal to stop their firing.
"She's clearly a hologram. What do you want, Earth woman?" he asked diplomatically, though clearly annoyed and startled.
"As the Sorceress Supreme, it's my job to protect the Earth. You people are trespassers and not welcome on my planet. Please leave and go back to where you came from. This will be my only warning ."
"Ma'am, we are trying to apprehend a wanted criminal that is hiding on your lovely planet."
"First of all, don't call me ma'am. Neither you nor anyone else in the Galactic Federation holds authority over what happens on Earth. If this person you're after wants to be here, they're under my protection."
Rac-Pzz stared at Savannah's body lecherously."
"Does that apply to me too? Because I'd love to be under you, if you know what I mean."
"I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way" Savannah said neutrally towards the hulking reptile man. "But just to prove what I'm capable of if you decide to ignore my warning..."
Rac-Pzz suddenly disappeared from the bridge.
His co-worker gasped.
**
Back on Earth, a small inanimate toy of a rather ugly looking alien appeared in Savannah's hands, which she'd later donate to a Goodwill toy collection for some little girl to play with.
She turned to Clay.
"Young man, I think you need to think harder about your life choices" she said.
"Yes ma'..."
Clay caught himself, having heard Savannah's conversation with the Argonians.
"Yes, Ms Tullio" he corrected himself.
Because it was a windy day, Savannah's perfect hair fluttered all about as she cupped his chin.
"Good."
She turned to Clay's parents.
"I've solved the problem with your son. Nobody is going to be bothering him anymore. You don't have to move off planet. Just try to make sure that he stays out of trouble."
**
"Are you sure about this?" Kendra asked nervously.
"We've gone over this a hundred times, yes" Nancy said with frustration in her voice. "It's not an affair. It's for the good of the planet."
"OK, if you say so" Kendra said.
Kendra had never been attracted to any other women besides Nancy. Monogamy was very important to her. Which is why it was so difficult to kiss the prostitute in front of her on the lips."
"Make sure you exchange fluids" Nancy said.
**
Tom, Aziza, and now Mike had finally made it to Seattle.
Tom decided to call up Jennifer.
"Hey babe" he said. "We're in town. Are you ready to be cured?".
**
Diana and Barry found themselves in bed together after an encounter at a bar.
Diana, confident and assured woman that she was, had told Barry exactly who she was, having nothing to hide.
"Somehow, I keep falling in love with people from other dimensions. Guess you people just my type" Barry giggled.