In class, Mrs. Johnson discussed the common ailments of a 68 year old. These include slower metabolism, aches and pains due to arthritus, and wrinkly saggy skin - not to mention the grey hair and loss of hair for men.
"What if I told you that You could experience old age for a week? All you have to do is eat one of these cakes and we watch as you age from a 13 year old you to a 65 year old future you, in the time span of the class!", said Mrs. Johnson gleefully. "I assure you that you'll change back in 48 hours. All you have to do is eat one of these coffee cakes."
In the back of the room, the 7th grade football team players, Billy, Jake, and Danny sat and were goofing off talking to Jessica, the top cheerleader. Hardly paying attention to another stupid biology lesson, Billy was excited that he could now bench press 150 lbs and was bragging about it to his friends. However, he always had a sweet tooth and once he overheard the word free Coffee Cake, he immediately raised his hand stating, "I want one Mrs. Johnson!"
"Oh, we have a volunteer and its the Football Team Captain, Billy Smith. - stated Mrs. Johnson as she motioned for Billy to come to the front of the class to choose a Coffee Cake. As Billy approached, he noticed everyone's eyes were on him, and the fact that there were two types of cakes - trying to diffuse the tension, Billy bowed up at a student and said "What are you looking at, Dweeb?". As Billy was trying to stay in shape for football, he stated, "I'll take this one without the Frosting - Carbs only slow me down on the field."
Billy took a big bite out of the coffee cake, swallowed, then immediately spit the rest of it out stating, "These is the oldest, stalest tasting coffee cake I've ever had, where did you get this garbage?" However, this taste would be the least of his worries for the foreseeable future. Immediately he doubled over in pain and it appeared he was having a growth spurt, his arms, legs, and torso all appeared to be rapidly growing to his full maturity. However, this caused Billy's clothing to tighten and eventually start to rip as he 28 inch inseam no longer fit his body.
Rippp - was the noise the class heard as they stared in horror at the now apparent 23 year old Billy in front of them, who only had ripped taters of clothing left on his body. "Mrs. Johnson", Billy screamed out, "What is happening to me? The class couldn't look away, even though they were staring at this Nude Man in his 20's that was just an awkward, if not fit teenager a few minutes earlier. "Please stop this Mrs. Johnson, I don't want to be older", Billy exclaimed, but, to his dismay, Mr.s Johnson explained there was no way she could stop the spell as she had explained earlier - and replied , "As I stated during my discourse earlier when you were talking to your friends in the back, the Coffee cakes will quickly cause you to age to a Human at 68 years old for the next 48 Hours at this point and that it would be a good learning experience for him to take advantage of his Youth when he turned back a few days later. Maybe next time you'll pay attention in class while you are young instead of being illiterate in your old age." In the meantime, she brought him a Full Body Mirror so he could watch and he removed the rest of his constraining clothing.
As she was stating this, Billy was continuing to transform and rapidly age - he had not hit his mid 30's and while hair had already fully covered his chest and all other places that one would expect, his it started to show a spattering of gray while his widows peak become more pronounced. -
"Class, as you can see - Billy is now entering Middle Age. Notice the loss of hair, the loss of muscle, and grey filling in. You'll also notice that while Billy used to have a nice physique, he is now adding in fat in his mid section and other areas due to lose of testosterone. His body will produce less and less every year he ages.", said Mrs. Johnson.
Billy was entering his mid 40's and Jake said to Danny, "Woah, if I didn't know that was Billy, I would swear I was talking to his Dad." Billy was almost in a Trance, looking at a Full Size mirror in the front of the room as he watched his hair proceed through male pattern Baldness and to the same bald head Principal Walker had. His face now had pronounced jowls, turkey neck, and wrinkles, and the facial hair he had in the shape of a circle beard was all white. Billy was now entering his late 50's and he saw many of his teeth start falling out and eventually they were all replaced with Dentures. His nails, skin, and other body parts were inspected to show that he looked exactly like his Grandpa.
Billy was now a 68 year old man - and Did not know what to say when he was asked by Mrs. Johnson, "Well, how do you feel? Are you ready for the football game tomorrow?"