She gets on the phone, texting her close group of nerdy friends, kicking back as replies roll in about this mysterious playtoy Mary wishes to introduce. A little flourish to each of her group, promising the hangout of a lifetime!
"Toys r for Kids XD" replies one friend, well they can be the first taker.
"Interesting omw 1h" and a smile emoji from another.
Replies are stacking up and it's looking to be a party of at least two plus Mary. The stage is set, and she sets her phone aside to let it buzz.
For now, here is this strange box full of funny bottles.. There's no way Mary will get away with some of these choices in front of friends, she's eyeing the thicker and more embarrassing options. She'll maybe live down taking a sip of cow, but no way on earth would any one of her friends stop chortling if she downed a bottle labeled "Fly" in front of them. Let alone something as indulgent as "Whale," No way she'd ever live that down.
What are her options? Swaths of possibilities, giraffes are really cute! Maybe force a friend to down Gorilla and give her some ammo to tease back. All manner of fish, "maybe fill the tub up in advance," Mary thinks to herself. Her nearest and dearest choice would have to come first, and that choice is...