"So, how is it?" asked Rain Blackfeather.
"OMG, better than you can even imagine. I've spent the past two weeks doing nothing but making out with hot broads. You and Jayne should really take a vacation here sometime, haha."
"Jeez, rub it in, why don't you Di? You know that I've already used up all of my vacation days this year."
Rain was one of Diana's coworkers and occasional FWB. She had been working for Chronivac for the past eleven years as a field agent, and like Diana, she was really good at her job.
As Rain liked to joke, paraphrasing a line from Full Metal Jacket, "I get to travel the multiverse, meet new and interesting people, and transform them."
Right now, Rain was stuck on a version of Earth where some idiot had used the Chronivac to turn everyone in their town into hamsters.
Which wasn't unusual or even very rare. People used the Chronivac for all sorts of stupid things that required her or other field agents to repossess their Chronivac device and clean up after them.
It was just that Diana had managed to score work in a dimension where everyone was a young, hot lesbian. To Rain, who was bisexual but leaned towards the lesbian side, that sounded like winning the lottery.
Diana texted Rain a photo of herself and Savannah in a deep embrace.
"Jealous? :D"
"Very :(" Rain typed back.
**
Paloma loved her new toy and took him everywhere.
One Saturday, at Jo's house, Paloma and Jo were upstairs playing while Millie and Jo's parents were downstairs drinking tea.
"Raaawr!!!" Paloma giggled, running around Jo's bedroom with the ugly dinosaur looking thing.
Jo wondered if her mommy could get her a toy like that.
**
Kira pondered new ways she could sexily humiliate Laura as Dana quietly and dutifully ate her mistress out.
Mandy, meanwhile, who had decided to return to college after taking a few years off, was in class. She had trouble explaining what the dog collar she wore around her neck was for.
**
Meanwhile, on Lesbian Land Earth....
Regina had managed to find work at a local high school, once again teaching physics. Meiko and Brenda had been instrumental in helping forge a new identity for her.
The classroom was where she belonged.
While Regina taught during the day, Sheena went out exploring.
Regina had learned that dragons need lots of exercise and don't like to be cooped up.
It was OK, though. The psychic link between sorceress and familiar hadn't waned. Regina always knew exactly where she was.
At lunch, Regina was on her phone, watching the breaking news play out on YouTube.
The President of the United States had finally taken the dive and gotten infected by the Lesbiflu.
The pretty eighteen year old girl in the sequined top who now went by the name Joanna was giving a press conference, explaining her transition to a highly polarized public.
President Joanna, who was behaving more like a ditzy prom queen than the eighty year old man she had been two days ago, talking a lot with her hands, made Regina curious about whether the virus regressed maturity as well as age.
**
Tom and Mike were in the next room as Aziza was busy curing Jennifer of her curse.
"Are you sure we haven't met before?" Mike asked. "You seem awfully familiar."
**
Kendra shook her father in law's pale hand.
"I'll do it. It's for the good of the world, right? I guess it's my duty."
Savannah smiled.
"Welcome aboard."