Noah and Ben stand there in their living room with shorts tugged down to their knees.
They’re still laughing at their own behavior but Noah is quick to make it official.
“We need something to measure with!” He exclaims as he waddles off, his pants still around his knees, into the kitchen.
Ben can’t stop laughing, he looks ridiculous. Luckily before too long he returns with a small yellow measuring tape. It’s a small vinyl one you’d use for garments and measuring dicks, you know - small stuff like that.
Before Ben can say anything, Noah drops down to his knees and holds up the tape.
“May I?” He asks with a goofy grin, not embarrassed in the least.
“Be my guest, dude,” he replies through laughter.
Noah holds up the measuring tape, pressing it not-too-hard against the base of Ben’s cock and holding the other end at the tip. He’s not trying to feel Ben up but Noah’s hand is definitely touching Ben’s junk.
Noah announces Ben's flaccid size is 2.5 inches long and 3.5 inches around.
Noah hands his buddy the tape. “Now do mine.”
Ben copies Noah’s technique and lets his bigger roommate know he’s the proud owner of a flaccid 4 inches long and 4 inches around dick.
As they stand there, comparing their sizes and laughing, they feel a sense of camaraderie and trust growing between them.
After measuring their flaccid sizes, Ben is surprised when Noah explains that they need to get hard to get the complete measurements, including their erect sizes.
"Wait, what? We need to get hard?" Ben asks, a hint of nervousness in his voice.
Noah laughs and reassures him, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal. We're just getting the full picture, you know? Plus, it's not like you haven’t seen one before. You have one attached to you 24/7."
Ben nods, still a little unsure but willing to go along with it. He's never measured his erect size before, and he's curious to see how he stacks up against his roommate.
Noah starts to stroke himself, and Ben follows suit. As they stand there in their living room, they begin to get harder and harder. Noah's cock becomes more engorged and thick, while Ben's starts to rise to attention.
Noah glances over at Ben's cock, "Looks like you're ready, man. Why don't you go first?"
Ben nods, and Noah hands him the measuring tape. Ben wraps the tape around the base of his cock and holds the other end at the tip.
"5 inches long and 4.5 inches around," Ben announces, a hint of pride in his voice.
Noah smiles, "Not bad, man. Now let me see what I'm working with."
Ben hands Noah the tape, and Noah measures himself.
"5.8 inches long and 4.8 inches around," Noah says, a look of satisfaction on his face.
They stand there for a moment, comparing their erect sizes and laughing. They move on to measuring the size of their balls, with Noah’s being just a little bigger than Ben’s. They both agree that their balls are roughly the size of large robin’s eggs. As they pull up their shorts and sit back down on the couch, they can’t help but feel a little more comfortable around each other now that they’ve shared such an intimate detail about themselves. They talk more openly and candidly, sharing more about themselves and their insecurities, and they realize that they have a lot in common.
Noah and Ben continue to talk and laugh about their measurements and the absurdity of the situation. Ben can't believe that he just let his roommate measure his flaccid penis and Noah is surprised that Ben was so willing to go along with it.
As the conversation dies down, Noah suggests they play some old video games to take their minds off the penis measuring incident. Ben agrees and they spend the next hour or so playing classic games like Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros.
As the night wears on, the two of them start to get tired and decide to call it a night. They both pass out on the couch, with Ben on one end and Noah on the other. At some point during the night, Noah must have gotten too warm and decided to take off his shorts, because when Ben wakes in the middle of the night, he sees that his roommate is just hanging out in his boxers.
Ben can't help but smile at the situation. It was a strange and unexpected night, but it brought the two of them closer together.
And perhaps more importantly, it brought Ben closer to achieving his hidden agenda of testing his supernaturally malleable roommate.