chief Burnie was having a tough time with this toon outbreak. around 1,750 people have become toons with it suspected to rise. not to mention anything these toons touch with their gloves becomes cartoon as well. one of his men was affected by these toons. Detective Reyes had been touched by a drunken pelican toon on her day off.
he now went by detective Bigears or just Milo. he had turned into a 3-foot-tall blue chimpanzee. this completely threw the theory that toons would grow out the window. he was currently swinging above them using the roof beams. he had decided if his hands were higher than anyone then he wouldn't change anyone.
he used his new hands on his feet to do his work. he now long detective coat on as well as a hat. thankfully it prevented anyone from seeing his cock and balls. it seemed that no matter what change happens to you. if you are male now your cock would be 3 feet.
thankfully toon logic helps keep them concealed to normal-sized bulges were hidden. next was Officer Jones he was hit by the cum of a victim of the infamous TV cocks. she was now 7 and a half-foot dolphin girl. she had gone from a no-nonsense drinker to a bubbly swimmer. once she had been made aware of what happened to her, she and her partner were tasked with handling the toon population.
officer Wolf was her partner. ironically he was named wolf when he was a human. Ava had been a direct descendant of Alfred wolf the owner of the train company in Osmon in the 1800's. officer wolf was now a buff German Shepherd toon. he had been arresting a shoplifter in front of a television store when the TV cocks pushed through the TVs.
They then pushed apart the glass like thin sheets of plastic and cumed on him and the shoplifter. the shoplifter was now in a cartoon prison as a female raccoon toon. she had produced several toon gadgets from nowhere to try to escape but unfortunately they were all from ACME so they failed. the drill simply made her dizzy. the bazooka blasted the wrong way turning into a pile of ash with 2 blinking eyes.
the crowbar bent itself instead of the bars. the chief was thankful the gloves seemed to know right from wrong. he had several other toon criminals come in. some were tied up in knots. some were covered in bandages so thick they looked like mummies.
some even looked like they tried some type of teleporter that stuck them in walls like banks. needless to say, he was surprised the entire city wasn't toons now. just then he got a call, "uh, yeah, you gotta be kidding me. fine ill make another address" he said before hanging up. sometime later he was standing in front of the press.
among the human and toon reporters, he saw the cheetah man responsible for the TV cocks. "we have discovered some new info about the cartoons. first, there is a massive toon male statue in the woods south of the city. it has affected everything between it and the outskirts of Osmon. this means that several camps as well as lovers lane, a popular spot for teens were hit."
"the stature shoots a geyser of hot water onto the 15-mile area. it causes anyone, even toons to become aroused. this has also revealed a new danger. if two people are *cough* affectionate towards each other then they will merge together. one of them will turn into the new centaur's rear."
"for the safety of humans, we are closing those areas till we can determine if it was a one-time thing or not. this only applies to humans though as toons can't be transformed by this again. any questions?" he said as he finished. several reporters began talking at once. "is it true Marco toons don't remember their old lives" one said.
"Has anyone found a cure to this toon-ifcation?" a hawk toon said. "any info about how this all started?" the cheetah man said. "yes it is true that they don't remember their old lives. however, they can be made aware of what's happening if there is proof they were once humans. no, no cure has been found. we have found out some message was sent to each of the early victims' phones. we do not know if this is the origin but our tech analysts are trying to trace it back." chief Burnie said before leaving. as he headed back to his office Bigears called him out, "chief we just got word that a mass orgy has broken out. several people are being affected." he said. "where?" Burnie said as he put on his uniform. a hazmat suit Dr. stripes had gotten from a company called AJAX. the blue chimp said "it's located in...