Luan stepped on the scale and watched the blinking numbers light up to form the number as it said “175”.
“Oh my, how did that happen?” Luan asked as she grabbed her stomach.
“Frenchy’s cooking finally caught up with yah.” Lucy said. “Just look at Christy, she’s-“
Sam scowled at the brunette.
“-right behind me isn’t she?” The tomboy finished as the stacked ginger slapped her in the back of the head.
“Don’t feel too bad about it Luan, LUCY can get you a gym membership and get it all off.” Sam said with a stern scowl at the mention of the brunette.
“And for the record, my cuisine does NOT make anyone fat!” Marinette snapped.
“Step on the scale right now and show me.” Lucy huffed.
“195” the scale said.
“Ha, see!” Lucy smirked.
“Marinette‘s not even in the scale.” Luan said.
The girls turned to see Willow standing on the the scale in a lacy emerald dress.
“Is Colin ready yet?” She asked “I just got a text from my parents, we’re gonna be late.”
“I’m ready to go!” Colin said as he gave the others a passing kiss and grabbed his keys. “I’m gonna go warm the car up, Willow.”
“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Lucy asked, “Colin has a history of all sweaty and shaky meeting our parents….”
“Relax, I know my Moms, they’re gonna love him.” Willow smiled as she walked out the door.
“Did she just say ‘Moms’?” Luan asked as she turned to Sam, “You don’t think that-“
“Colin? No way, no how!” Sam smiled, before sweatily asking the fashionista and tomboy “Right?”
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Colin pulled up to the cosy little house at the end of the street and took Willow’s hand with a shaky grasp.
‘Okay, meeting her parents… it’s fine, it’s fine, there’s no way you could blow this, they haven’t seen a hint of you all week, it’s a blank slate, and clean start, a-‘
Colin thoughts halted as he opened the door to a scrawny little blonde lady and the toned fiery redhead she clung to.
“Colin, these are my moms, Stella and Tammy!” Willow beamed.
“It’s wonderful to finally meet you!” Tammy smiled as she pulled him into a big tight hug.
“Alright honey, let’s give him some space.” Stella said as she pulled her wife away. “Come on in, Willow picked out some board games, and I got us some real nice porter.
‘Staying in a house for a couple hours, the only other people there are three women you don’t really now, and there’s gonna be booze…. yaaaay…..’ Colin fearfully thought as he nervously stepped in with “Actually I was just gonna ask for some water…”
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“This is hell.” Colin said, “This is actual literal hell we’re talking about here, H-E-L-L…”
“Lilengrove Baptist Church?” Tammy asked as she sipped up her fifth tall glass of porter.
“Time’s up!” Willow said as the plastic hourglass stopped.
“Dante’s Inferno, Mrs. Fletcher.” Colin said.
“Who the fuck is Dante?” Tammy asked as she started pouring herself another round.
“I think we’ve had enough sweetie, time to pump the breaks.” Stella said as she took the bottle away, “Are you sure you don’t want any Colin?”
“Nah, I’ve got work tomorrow, I probably shouldn’t…” Colin lied.
Stella poured the rest down her throat and took the bottle to the kitchen as her phone dinged.
“Willow honey, could you go pick up dinner?” Stella asked.
“Alright, Mommy.” Willow said as she grabbed Colin’s keys and ran out.
“I went ahead and ordered from this great Indian place down the road, the shrimp curry? Chef’s kiss, to die for!” Stella smiled.
“That sounds really good!” Colin smiled.
“Relax man, I’m not gonna bite!” Stella slurrily said, “I might nibble though-“
“What?!” Colin squeaked nervously.
“Okay, I think we need to go take a little nap, let’s go…” Stella said as she started leading her wife away from her daughter’s boyfriend.
Suddenly there was some scuttling around in the roof.
“Damn raccoons, I’m sorry Colin, but would you mind getting her to bed?” Stella asked.
“Oh! Of- Of course not!” Colin fake grinned as Tammy started licking her lips.
Colin shakily took her hand and guided Tammy to her bed.
All of a sudden the drunk woman shoved him onto the mattress and pinned him down.
“What are you doing?!” Colin shouted.
“I always wanted to have another baby after Willow grew up…” Tammy smiled as she undid the top buttons of her blouse, her gleaming pink eyes peering into his “But no matter what we tried, I couldn’t get pregnant…”
“I-I am so sorry to hear that but-“ Colin started as she jammed her hand down his pants and started stroking him….
“Oh no, Willow would never forgive me.”
“You don’t need to tell her…” Tammy smiled, “It’s our little secret…”
“Maybe Willow’s all you’ll have-“ Colin started.
“No! It can’t be!” Tammy started as she squeezed his dong harder and harder as it started turning purple, “It can’t be, it won’t be, I WON’T LET IT!!!!”
Colin screamed as it got tighter and tighter…
“I know why it never blossomed… I wasn’t using the right seed….” Tammy said as she held his dong in a death grip and started pumping it.
“Tammy, get off of him!” Stella shouted as Colin cried out in pain. “What the hell’s gotten into you?”
Tammy shook her head.
“Stella, why are we in the bedroom?” Tammy asked as Colin bolted to the guest room and locked the door.
“Colin, I am so sorry! Please come out!” Stella shouted.
“Keep her away from me!!!!” Colin shouted as the pink spread across his body.
“What’s going on?! Where’s Colin?” Willow asked right as her mother busted through the door.
They heard Colin scream his lungs out in the guest bathroom as a pink light faded away.
Willow opened the door to Colin slumped over the toilet hunched over in pain.
“Colin what happened? Oh my god is that blood in the toilet?!” Willow shouted.
Tammy gasped “Oh my let me get you some-“
“STAY AWAY FROM ME!” Colin sobbed as he ran out the door.
Willow ran out after him.
“Stella, w-what did I do?” Tammy cried.
Stella closed the bathroom window and hugged her wife.