Kylie had taken out Kyle to lunch.
For a while, Kyle was paranoid about Kylie being one of Jennifer's bitchy friends out to humiliate him once again, but Kylie, knowing exactly what to say to assuage his worries, since they were essentially the same person, lowered his defenses and got him to trust her.
He had even admitted to researching the Glendale Curse, and what he wanted to do with it to Jennifer and potentially everyone else at school who had ever crossed him.
"Yeah, that's a really bad idea" laughed Kylie. "Trust me."
"But I would never hurt you!" Kyle said. "If that's what you're worried about. I'd make an exception for you."
"I know, but please, trust me. It's a bad idea. You're a sweet guy, Kyle, you don't want to hurt other people. You'll regret it for the rest of your life."
"Umm...so do you want to be my girlfriend?" Kyle asked shyly, impulsively.
"I'm sorry, honey, I just don't swing that way."
"Wait, you're gay?" Kyle asked with some mild surprise.
"Yes."
"Oh OK."
"Well that was easy" Kylie thought to herself. "I guess he's not *exactly* the same person as me. I would've taken being rejected by a hot blonde chick a lot more personally."
She touched his hand platonically.
"But maybe I can help you find someone!"
"You would really do that for me?"
"Of course, silly."
"Um...thanks. I don't know what to say. Nobody has ever helped me like this before. I probably do need a wingman to point me in the right direction. But like I said before, every time I got close to someone, they ended up hurting me."
"I know that you've been through a lot, Kyle. You deserve to be happy. Think of me like your lesbian BFF, or like your sister. I'm not going to let anyone hurt you anymore."
**
One of Allison's favorite places to visit on the internet was Reddit, particularly a subreddit called "Am I The Asshole?".
Am I The Asshole was where people could post stories about themselves in awkward situations, and the users could judge whether their actions deserved condemnation.
She had been reading it even before the Great Change. Which itself was weird, since her life as Alan felt so unreal to her now.
Logan was laying parallel to Allison on their bed, Allison's legs draped across the butch young woman's chest, as Allison read her wife the top post on AITA on her phone.
It was from a Born Woman who had gone through a messy divorce from her husband turned New Woman ex wife.
Their marriage had been rocksteady before the Great Change, but the Change had altered the ex wife's personality so much that they more or less became incompatible with each other, resulting in numerous affairs and a broken heart. The poster had decided to remain their original age and body as well, instead of remaining young and beautiful, which had added to the ex wife's resentment.
The poster had found another woman since the break up, a Born Woman, who while much more conservative than the ex wife, was also a lot more reliable.
This woman had just proposed to her.
The two were getting married in July.
"I sent an invitation to my ex to be a bridesmaid at our wedding this summer. Am I The Asshole?"
**
Paloma loved her new doll so much that Jo had begged her own mommy for one.
Kayla, the doting mother that she was, who loved spoiling Jo, looked everywhere in town for a copy, but she wasn't able to find one.
Her online research had turned up empty as well.
**
"Oh my goddess, I found it!!! Sheena, I found it!!!"
After months of obsessive research, Regina had finally found the right spell that would allow her to transcend universes.
She was still banned from ever returning to her original universe, but this was a huge breakthrough.
She hugged Sheena.
Just in time too. The tension between the immortal lesbians from Meiko and Brenda's cult and everyone else was heating up. Things were getting scary in Lesbian Land.