'I say we make another bet over this memory game' said Maddie.
'Maddie I hope you are not gambling'
'Not with money Mum. Just other stuff'
'That's okay in that case. I've got a cake cooking in the oven. It will be ready in a few minutes. Why don't you come down and try it out after you play your game'
'Sure Mum that sounds great'
Molly left then Maddie spoke to the group 'Okay we play this game. Same as last time. Winner gets to choose what they want. 2nd goes next. Now we just need to choose what we are willing to trade. Why don't we step it up a little?'
'Step it up? I've already lost my penis! How can I step up on that?' cried Alex as the reality of what had happened to him was starting to sink in.
'Your penis is tiny' commented Veronica looking at her hand
'It's not normally that small. It's replaced you finger so it shrank to fit onto your hand'
'If you say so' said Veronica while rolling her eyes.
'So come on guys what are you each willing to bet' Maddie wanted to get the game started.
'Well I'd like Sasha to bet her bum. I reckon it would look very good on me'
'Okay my bum for your breasts' replied Sasha.
'I don't think it works like that. We should do it like we did the hair in the first game' said Alex. Make it a trade. Otherwise your body part just disappears. You should both swap bums or breasts'
'Well you can nominate more than one body part. Why don't you nominate both?' said Maddie
'Okay with me' replied Veronica. 'How about we all nominate the same parts. Bums and breasts for all of us'
'But there is one problem I want my penis back. I need Veronica to nominate the penis'
'I can do that. But then you will have to add my finger to the bet'
'Good we are all settled then. Right then "I curse you all to a body part bet" Just to be clear we all nominate our bums and breasts in addition Veronica nominates her penis and Alex nominates one of his pinkys'
'Hey it's my penis not hers' complained Alex
'Not at the moment' said Veronica. To tease Alex she wiggled her finger in front of his face. 'Look I've got an erection. My penis is now 5 cm long and all stiff'
Alex just blushed in embarrassment.
Thinking to tease Alex further, Veronica then held her finger/penis in front of her mouth and pretending to be sensual, licked the tip of it with her tongue. She immediately recoiled. 'Oh hell! That's so sensitive!'
'Veronica! That's disgusting! You didn't even wash it!' complained Sasha
Now it was Veronica's turn to blush.
They began to play the memory game. There were 50 cards all turned upside down and shuffled around. They took it in turns with Alex starting. He wanted to maximise his chances of winning and hence choosing his prize. Unfortunately he didn't match a pair.
The game took about 5 minutes. Veronica matched a pair on her first turn but Sasha and Maddie also missed out. On the second round Alex once more drew a blank, both of his card matched cards drawn earlier so on her second turn Veronica claimed two more pairs.
Sasha missed but gave a clue for Maddie to claim her first pair. History then repeated with Alex missing again and Veronica was subsequently able to claim 3 more pairs. At the final count Veronica had 15 pairs, Maddie 7, Sasha 3 pairs and Alex two.
'Okay I declare Veronica the winner and I'm second. So we had 10 body parts up for offer. You can claim two or three of them Veronica. It's up to you'
'Okay. I'll claim my pinky, Sasha's bum and my own breasts'
'Is that fair?' asked Sasha. 'Can you claim your own body parts?'
'I think it's fair enough' replied Maddie 'My turn then. I'll claim Sasha's breasts, Veronica's bum and Veronica's penis'
'What! objected Alex. 'It's my penis. You can't claim it!'
'I just did and it's my penis now' said Maddie waving the penis now attached to her hand like a 6th finger. 'I'm going to wash it though'
'Er yuck. Just great guy's I don't even get to choose' complained Sasha 'I've got Alex's flat chest and skinny bum. I look like a boy!'
All eyes truned to Alex. Sure enough he had the breasts that formerly belonged to Maddie and the moderately plump bum that had formerly belonged to Veronica.