Jeff spent the next half hour or so with Emily’s friends, having a couple drinks in her body and making small talk with her friends. He kept expecting to accidentally say or do something that would reveal he wasn’t the Emily everyone thought he was, but nothing anyone said was all that complicated, and he was able to give vague responses and redirect the conversations to someone else. All the while, he kept thinking about how he had gotten proposed for a threesome with Kyle and Marco, and how Lily was so pissed off about it. After giving it some thought, he realized there was a solution that would be the right thing to do, and, if it worked, a lot of fun for him too.
Jeff found Lily fairly easily, as she was talking to a guy who wasn’t Kyle, and laughing way too loudly. He made eye contact and said, “hey, could we talk for a second?”
“I don’t have anything to say to you,” said Lily huffily.
“I think we should clear things up,” responded Jeff.
“FINE,” said Lily. “Byeee!” she said to the dude, waving and batting her eyelashes.
Jeff waited until they were outside to start the conversation. “Listen, I’m not trying to do anything. I wouldn’t do that to you. Kyle just asked me if I would have a threesome with him and Marco. I didn’t know if something had happened with him and you, or what, and I didn’t know what to do, so I just said maybe. I’m sorry, that was the wrong thing to do. I should have just slapped him and told you right away.”
“You should have, yeah,” said Lily, “but thank you for saying that. I can see how that could have been kind of weird. I’m sorry I got mad.”
“No, not at all,” said Jeff. This wasn’t a wildly different conversation than he could have had with a dude, but he decided to just amp up the friendliness and emotion to sound more girly. “I totally understand. I would have been so mad if that had happened to me. You’re being really nice about it actually.”
The two girls hugged, and Jeff felt relieved. He still had no idea how close Emily had been to Lily, or what Lily’s romantic status was with Kyle, but there was obviously something there. Time to implement the second part of the plan.
“You know who really deserves to get fucked, is Kyle, you know,” she said. Lily nodded without saying anything, so Jeff continued. He knew Lily had already been trying to make Kyle jealous, so she was primed for the next step. “Let’s make him jealous.”
Lily looked up. “You mean…?”
Jeff shrugged. “I’m up for it if you are.”
Jeff couldn’t believe it. Not only had he switched bodies with his sister, getting to live the life of a hot girl, he was now holding hands with Lily Derthick as they walked back into the party. And it was about to happen.
Impressively enough, it was Lily who took the lead. She led Jeff to the middle of the living room, the most crowded room in the party, and whipped her hair back before putting her arms around Jeff and kissing him. It was a long, passionate kiss, and after Lily put her tongue in Jeff’s mouth, he did the same with her. He couldn’t fucking believe it. He was French kissing Lily Derthick in the middle of a party.
Of course, two girls kissing was all anyone wanted to see. Girls were curious and a bit annoyed. Guys were just entranced. It didn’t even matter that Kyle wasn’t in the room. He would find out about this right away, and everyone knew it.
Jeff found himself starting to feel up Lily’s chest, without even consciously realizing he was doing it. Lily pulled back and gave him a wicked grin too, before coming back in for more making out. Before he knew it, Lily was feeling Jeff up too. This was going better than expected.