Krystal hastily pulled on her clothes and slipped out of the changing room to speak with Lexi. "Well, well!" Krystal smirked. "If it isn't Alexandra Choi! I suppose you're here to put the finishing touches on your transition?"
The Korean transwoman turned to look in Krystal's direction. "Krystal Brock?! What the hell are YOU doing here?!"
"My friend Meadow Larkin discovered this place," Krystal answered. "You know, the hippie chick. She was looking for something to thicken her barely-there body hair, and this store sold her a magic hairbrush."
"Is that how your face got so damn hairy?" Lexi asked, squinting at Krystal's bushy unibrow, thick sideburns, downy lip hair, and scraggly jaw hairs.
"Sure is," Krystal nodded. "Mead let my brush my face. Used the thing on my fuckin' pubes, too." Krystal winked lasciviously.
"And here I was thinking you'd been using steroids or something," Lexi said with a roll of her eyes.
"Hey, you've got some goddamn nerve to get sassy with me after fucking cheating on me, bitch!" Krystal snapped.
"Whoa there!" Lexi retorted. "I only cheated on you after you got piss drunk and outed me to my transphobic boss!"
"That was the whiskey talking, Lex!" Krystal protested. "I honestly mistook Mr. O'Toole for your dad."
"HOW?!" Lexi wailed. "My dad's Korean! Mr. O'Toole's, like, Irish!"
"Holy shit, Lexi!" Krystal groaned. "I know you don't drink alcohol, but you must have some idea how much booze can fuck around with your perception. Anyways, I came to the shop with my pal Sierra to buy something to make my hair naturally green without having to dye it. Sierra got distracted by a skater girl named Lucy and I ended up browsing the cocks. I bumped into Breeyonna Dukes (You know, Jameela's sister) and a friend of Sierra's called Tori. We all picked out dicks and..."
"I really don't have time to listen to my ex rambling about her day," Lexi said icily. "I still need to choose a pussy."
"That's actually why I'm talking to you, Lex," Krystal said, holding out her old pussy. "As a peace offering, I'd like to donate my pussy to you, since I won't be needing it anymore. Also..." Krystal waggled her unibrow suggestively. "If you wanna take that cunt for a spin once it's attached, my cock would be very happy to show you a good time. I bet Bree would like to fuck you as well, and so would Tori once she gets her cock attached. You interested?"