Chandler woke up, shortly after you went into your room with your box full of items that belonged to your cubical, and the newspaper you found on the table before coming inside. While waking up on the couch, Chandler noticed the sudden changes that the gemstone on his choke-caller has caused.
Chandler now had longer hair, a feminine face with thin eyebrows, and a small nose, a thinner stomach, and his clothes no longer fit, just like what happened with you that morning before you got fired. "Wow, that ramen must've given me weight-loss syndrome or something," Chandler says, as he got up. Chandler then went to update his status, as he took a photo of himself, and discovered that his facial, and body hair have been removed, and changed his account name to the "Midnight Mistress".