You walk around the park when you feel the urge to pee or poop one of the two but not the other. You look around and found a bathroom stall. You look at the sign on top of it
saying, "Do Not Enter if you want to preserve your masculine humanity." You couldn't hold it in much longer, your bladder or bowels feel like it will explode so you chose to enter the stall and pee or poop in it sparing your bladder or bowels, pants, and underwear of course, warning and consequences be damned. You look around the stall and you find several buttons with animal pictures.
The animals include real and mythological animals, the real ones being cows, goats, pigs, dogs, cats, horses, tigers, wolves, foxes, Crocodiles, Kangaroos, Pandas, Mouse, Rats, Snakes, etc. whereas the mythological ones included unicorns, alicorns, pegasuses, dragons, chimeras, hydras, etc. there is no toilet but you notice that the floor and walls look peculiar, like something might happen if you press one of these buttons.