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Who You Callin' 'Walnut Brain'?

Not every woman who has been labeled a 'bimbo' earned that label through poor life choices. Some girls were born with deficient brains and it was as if their bodies grew up to be more attractive in compensation. Some might even say that selective breeding was in effect here. But some girls were forced into this lifestyle by things completely out of their control. For instances, the four women who were currently boarding with Ursula had been the results of being raised by ultra-conservative, 'stay-in-the-kitchen', sons-preferring fathers who thought higher education for their daughters was a waste of time and money. These ladies were lucky they ended up as attractive as they did, though later plastic surgery helped.

When Dinosaur City opened up, a new opportunity became available for these women. Not just to be reborn in bigger, stronger bodies, but a chance to really start over. Animalia has a creditable GED education course for those missed the chance for a high school diploma or want to take a refresher course. Fortunately for the girls, they found a sponsor not long after arriving at Dinosaur City. Initially, Ursula had just housed them because she had the most available room in her mansion. But when she heard their backstories, she was more sympathetic. Her father may have been a rancher, but he treated his daughter right. She knew a lot of 'manly men' in Texas prefer their women submissive and domesticated. Ursula was lucky her father was more forward-thinking and allowed her to build up her own fortune. Now she wanted to give these ladies the chance they should have had. She arranged their conversions into Dinotopians that should make men a lot less likely to belittle them.

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Buffy was rather pleased with her new stegosaurus body. Not only was she was easily bigger and stronger than any of her kinfolk, but her tail would make anyone think twice before badmouthing her. "Ooo-ee, now this here's a body meant for bustin'," she said proudly. She looked over her shoulder at her new back plates, "Gonna be a major pain to sit an' lie down now though."

Peach was examining her new triceratops head in the mirror. Her vision wasn't as obscured as she feared it might be, though her nose horn would always be in the center of her vision. "Ya know, I can really accessorize this," she said, "I bet there's a big market fer horn rings and face paint among dinosaurs." She had already been a streaming makeup artist before her conversion and she was already thinking of ways of adapting to continue that.

"At least you have something to accessorize," said JoLener. Out of all her housemates, she was missing her hair the most. It was also a little disconcerting how much distance there was between her head and shoulders now when she reached up to rub her bald scalp. She wondered if she should have become a shorter-necked sauropod than Diplodocus.

"It ain't so bad," said Audrey-Anne. She had wanted to be a singer, but folks always told her she had a weak voice. But as a Parasaurolophus, she had a more sonorous voice with her crest acting as an amplifier. She wasn't sure if she could measure up to Animalia's existing pop stars, but she hoped she could work her way up. She was more of a country singer anyways. "At least nobody's gonna be makin' fun of us for bein' dumb now," she said.

"Yeah, I can't wait until the next dimwit calls me a walnut brain," said Buffy, waving her spiked tail.

Ursula quickly stepped in. "You are not going to use that tail on anyone," she said sternly, "Not even on other Dinotopians unless it has foam covers."

"So I'm suppose ta let jerks keep insultin' me for bein' dumb?" snapped Buffy. Clearly she was the one who chafed under the label of 'bimbo' the most.

"You're more than free to stand up for yourself," said Ursula, "But you're better than resorting to violence, especially lethal violence. If anyone is actually foolhardy enough to try mocking you looking like that, all you need is a little intimidation to make him back off. At most, all you have to do is pick him up by the shirt."

"What about gals who make fun of us?" asked JoLener, "People ain't supposed to hit girls.

"Same applies. Nobody says that a girl can't hit another girl. Honestly, that old standard is too one-sided. Too many women use that to their advantage to abuse men. I expect fair play from both sides," said Ursula, "And I expect all of you to be on your best behavior. Don't blow this second chance by proving you're as stupid as they think you are."

"Just how long does this GED stuff take?" asked Peach.

"At least a few months. Some people struggle with it. And hopefully we can get you girls some better lodgings when the next Dinotopia colony is opened. Until then, I don't want any trouble," said Ursula.

"Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'," agreed Audrey-Anne.


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