"But" said Carmen teasingly "That's not Aziza's big news, is it, Aziza?"
"I don't know what you're talking about" said Aziza, who knew perfectly well where Carmen was going with this and had been expecting it.
"Aziza has a boyyyyyyfriend now! She's gone hetero! Don't know why she wants to hang out with disreputable lesbians such as ourselves!" Carmen was grinning.
"Pan" said Aziza "Pansexual. I still like girls, it's just that I'm with a guy now."
"Dish, lady" said Josie, who was hearing this for the first time. "Also, when are you bringing him in for the girlfriend seal of approval?"
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"What are you doing?" asked Viktoriya, seeing her sister performing some kind of magical act.
"Tired of stopping your stupidities, not interested in beginning fabulous career of stopping your boyfriend's stupidities. Can't trust you as humans. Done with hetero silliness."
Vitoriya slumped to all fours while she felt hair growing over her body. With a gesture her clothes disappeared. A male wolf came trotting in to join the now lupine Viktoriya.
"Have good lives" said Katerina "Kill, eat, sleep. fuck, have puppies. You should be able to handle that. Was feeling generous, so gave you human lifespans. Maybe change you back some day, maybe not."
The two wolves dashed through the open door to the outside, Viktoriya leading and Clay following. Katerina wasn't surprised.
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Diana Bertinelli woke up next to another gorgeous woman (Was her name Robbie? Yeah, that was it, Robbie) and realized that she missed dick. Scans showed that the immortality virus has been neutralized on a planetary basis and was no longer either affecting anyone or transmitting (although the women who had been infected had already benefited from a reset to robust good health). It was time to go home.
"Hey" said Robbie, smiling "Want some coffee?"
Coffee first.
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"Uh, OK" said the Aziza of Earth Glendale2. She held out her hand. His heart beating rapidly, Kyle took it. He squeezed it gently, and Aziza squeezed back.