There were so many questions that you need answers to, though you did at least have one answer – looking at yourself in the mirror with these things would definitely result in a change. The question right now was what change it would result in.
Holding the Moo’noculars against your chest, and well away from your sister-turned bull, you walk over and take another look at the instructions. Unfortunately, they’re just as useless as you remember them. The only bit that’s any help is the part at the bottom:
“Should you need any additional assistance in reaching the very best version of you possible, be sure to observe yourself using the Moo'NOCULARS through the mirror! It's guaranteed to give you a leg-up on the competition!”
You don’t see how turning yourself into a bull would give you a leg up on anything. Though it did stand to reason that, as the owner of the farm, it would make more sense for the binoculars to turn you into a bull. But farms only need one bull.
Being a bull and fucking cowgirls all day would be a pretty ok life, you realize, but who knows what you’d end up as now. A farm doesn’t need more than one bull, so if it was helping you get a leg up on the competition, it might turn you into another cowgirl. Hell, for all you know it, these binoculars would just go down the list of things that a farm needs and turn you into the next one. You could very easily end up as a milking machine, or worse.
And it went beyond that too – what would happen if you caught a glance of yourself in the reflection on a window or a shiny object? Would that trigger the Moo’noculars? Could you accidentally catch a glimpse of yourself and up an addition to your own harem?
You needed to get some answers before you could risk using these things again, and there was only one place to get them – the store where you’d bought them.
Turning to your former sister, you realized you don’t know her name anymore.
“Hey uh,” you stammer, “what’s your name?”
“Boss?” the bull-man says in a confused tone, “its Stan, did you forget?”
Well, now you know it changed her name along with her body.
“Hah nah,” you tried to play it off, “Stan I know you’re eager to get back to the farm but we need to make a stop somewhere else first.”
“Oh, where to boss?”
“You’ll see.”