“Chuck?” Sabrina asked, “are you even listening to me?”
“Not really,” Chuck replied, giving Sabrina an incredibly dirty look,
“Well I guess we both know where this is going, don’t we,”
“I guess we do,” Chuck said, a very unhappy look upon his face. Beyond unhappiness in fact, it was rage. Anger.
“Charles Black, we’re going to have to let you go,”
“I’m fired,”
“You’re fired,” Sabrina said. She looked down, almost in shame, but really just wanting Chuck out of her office, “so I’m going to have to ask you leave the office immediately. All your belongings on your desk are to be removed within the next hour,”
“And no extra money for letting me go,”
“Really…” Sabrina buried her hands in her head, sighing, “of course not Chuck. You haven’t completed a single task in almost three months, and you’ve been receiving a full salary. I just… I can’t let you get away with it. You’re not receiving compensation because you just don’t deserve it,” she trailed off. In this moment, Chuck was reaching into his bag as she contained talking.
“We’re not made of money, Chuck,” Sabrina said,
“Well you know what’s kind of funny,” Chuck interrupted, “I wish you were,” he said, a smile appearing on his face.
“Excuse me?” Sabrina asked, but suddenly she felt something… she felt lighter. She looked at her hand, it was turning green! “What the hell!?” She said in panic. Her legs turning suddenly into paper… into hundred-dollar bills, “OH MY GOD!” She yelled, she couldn’t move as her body reduced into notes, reaching her head finally, “YOU CAN’T! MY FAM—” She yelled as finally her head reduced into the last remaining dollars,
“Bitch,” he said, picking up a handful of money and stuffing it in his pocket, “eh, what the hell. I wish my bank account was infinite,” he said without a single care for anything by himself.
In just the span of a month, he lost his girlfriend, his job, his dog… everything was falling apart. Then he stumbled upon a rainbow coloured rock that gave him all the power in the world. He had no care left in him, and he was going to use this power to do everything…