Greg beamed as Dan modeled toddler clothes for him. He destroyed most of Dan’s clothes in an “accident” with the washing machine, after which Dan decided to repopulate his closet with clothes from his work. Specifically, clearance clothes. The sale price and additional employee discount would make the clothes dirt cheap. Greg had agreed and then immediately bribed Dan’s coworkers to hide all the clearance clothes resembling adult attire during the shopping spree.
“I still can’t believe there isn’t anything more mature,” Dan grumbled, pulling at the T-shirt he was wearing that declared him a “Smelly Boy”. Greg shrugged.
“It is the clearance section.”
“Still. I could have sworn there were more options yesterday…”
“They probably all got sold already.”
“Yeah.” Dan sighed heavily. “Whatever. I guess this is what I’ll be getting.” He pulled off the T-shirt and added it to the pile of clothes.
“Honestly, I think you’ll be more comfortable dressed like this,” Greg said. Dan blew a raspberry at him. Greg threw the new clothes into the shopping cart, then placed Dan in the seat of the cart. When he first put Dan in the seat of a shopping cart, Dan had been too stunned to protest. Now, the shrunken man merely accepted his fate.
“Let’s go through the clearance aisle one more time,” Dan suggested.
“The only other clothes there that can fit you are for little girls. But I mean, if you want to start wearing dresses, I’ll support you,” Greg teased. He pushed the cart through the clearance aisle. Dan suddenly pointed at something.
“Add that to the cart!” he said firmly. Greg’s eyes widened in delight as he saw what Dan wanted.