The Maturation Station! Maybe you can reverse the change. You sprint down the road to the familiar building and enter one of the cubicles. An OCCUPIED cubicle. It's a beautiful woman. Naked. Cool.
"Hi."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Okay, maybe now's not the best time to pick up chicks. STOP THINKING ABOUT CHICKS! Pretty soon, you're going to be an ass. You shove her out of the way and throw her her clothes. She'll be fine. You hit the buttons, but it's difficult with your stubby hooves. Somehow, you change the settings back to your old male thirteen-year old self. You hit the button.