Everyone was so distracted by cuntboi that no one could say exactly when Jon entered the room from the office, much less when the geeky 18 year old latched on to one of pig’s tits and started sucking. No one noticed but pig, and she was still out of it in her half-hour orgasm, so she wasn’t talking – just squealing, cum running from the baby dick deep within her folds of fat. It was only when Jon’s glasses fell off that anyone noticed the office worker at all. He worked at the dance studio during the summer to save money toward his second year of university – he was the smartest graduate of the region and was studying computer programming and engineering with a bright and promising future ahead. His IQ blew most other people’s away, and there was no doubt he would achieve great things.
Immediately after losing his glasses, Jon’s clothing started ripping. The overweight computer geek would have seen his body burning off all the baby fat and quickly gaining muscle mass, had he been paying attention. But Jon didn’t even realize his high IQ was quickly dropping and had just passed from triple to double digits – and shrinking fast, since he was lost in a simple world of animal pleasures. He moaned as cum was flying back and forth around him from the other orgasming guys.
Jon’s muscles grew bigger and heavier, his face growing more handsome, angular, eyes becoming pretty blue sparkling gems, perfect eyebrows above, and his hair lightened to a natural sun-kissed blonde. His skin went from white to sun-tanned, blemishes fading away, his lips full cock-sucker lips like cunt’s. Soon he was playing with his own perfect big cock and balls, his meat nice and thick and the kind of cock every guy wanted. His V-shaped torso grew 8 pack abs, lats, quads, biceps, pecs – muscles expanding everywhere. Caveman Liam was bigger, and the newly stereotypically homo Chris had great muscles too – but Jon had the perfect body, like an adult Ken-doll. He would be the one everyone would notice first at the beach and immediately blush after.
Jon lost his balance and fell on his perfect bubble-butt, then giggled, stroking his cock. His enormous intellect reduced to the true himbo he was now, he simply continued playing with himself and smiled with vacant eyes, “Cock.” He moaned as his pleasingly proportioned balls contracted and cum starting flying from his big meat. It was big enough so he took the tip in his mouth and started self-sucking his long, thick schlong, the perfect example of a dumb blonde beach bunny.
Finally, after everyone’s orgasms subsided, the naked men all lay on top of one another in a pile, resting.
Himbo Jon was admiring his muscles, popping one side of his chest then the other, endlessly entertained. “I’m pretty,” He said happily, so dumb that the vanity wasn’t off-putting at all, more child-like wonder at what everyone knew he was anyway. Somehow it made him more attractive, endearing even. “See how hot I am?”
Caveman grunted. He didn’t look like he understood much more than himbo.
The homo with the afro just breathed heavily, thinking about the fine rainbow tutus he could design to wear.
Cunt was also breathing heavily, thinking about cocks and holding homo’s cock in one hand, and himbo’s in the other, caveman’s still buried deep in his ass, but softening slowly.
Dick liked where he was, nestled part way in cunt’s pussy, hangin between his best friend’s legs. He would be doing that a lot from now on, which suited them both fine. He didn’t think about much, he just loved being a cock as much as cunt loved having him there.
The blubber twins lay in piles of their own fat, Zane the blob comfortable snuggled against pig with all of her magic boobies. Pig was resting, grunting quietly, idly playing with one of her boobs, its nipple ring felt good with every jiggle.
They would come to be known as the Sex-Men, the gayest super-hero team on earth, and in the time to come would battle such supervillains as The Influencer, Governor Fundy, Estrogen Poisoning, and even the shifty Wanda Woke – who posed as a superhero for awhile, but who turned and became the Woke Witch!
But just know in the end they always win, because sexy always has happy endings!