You, and two other teenage adventurer classmates were alone bored together as you had the most boring week with no monsters to raid, and no women to have fun with. "This stinks," the black haired hammer guy says. "It be the day of Friday, and none of us have anything to do." "I agree," You comment. "I wish we had some dates.
"Gentleman, I believe I've found our solution," the blonde elf explains, and pulls out a rolled up flier. "What is it, Edwin?" the hammer guy asks, and the elf answers by unrolling the flier he found. This flier was to a magic inn that promises free women with large boobs. "If we go to that inn, we'll each have a girlfriend in no time," Edwin explains. "Sounds like a good idea," You comment. "What do you think, Barkley?" "I say we give it a shot," Barkley agrees. "Let's go get us some nice boobs."