Nate was surprised when the room expanded. then worried as the chandelier became a thick fence of metal. he tried to reply to a muffled voice but had no choice but to give up. turning around he was met with a door. there had been a window showing the outside before the maze was made.
he opened the door to find a maze of halls. he took out a marker he had used to write fun sayings on napkins. he then marked the wall whenever he came to a fork. he then took that path. he felt the ground sink slightly below him.
looking down he saw a diamond in the rug had sunk. his sandals were replaced by shoes. his feet then shrank to dainty women's feet. (the opposite was happening to his mother at the same time). it took some adjusting but he was able to walk on his new feet.
he entered the kitchen from a door. inside the white tiles had become random colors. 'guess this is a Russian roulette kind of game' he thought before stepping on an orange tile. the room then grew in length and width. stepping on another orange tile did nothing.
seeing a note on the counter he rushed to it. stepping on a blue tile caused a series of walls to appear. these walls were made up of kitchen cabinets that were permanently stuck shut. the worst part was when he stepped on a second blue tile the walls randomized. he then stepped on a brown tile.
his shirt then tore to reveal large breasts the size of beach balls. the large breasts were leaking milk like crazy. thankfully he was able to get to the kitchen island without stepping on any more traps. he picked the note up and read. "dear maze participant. here is a list of tile colors. white does nothing. brown cases feminine changes. blue randomizes the maze."
he read the rest of what they did. "note: you'll find the way out through the fridge." he then proceeded onward. eventually, he found the fridge. it had a puzzle on it. there were 4 letter slots on it.
groaning because he knew what that meant. his mom still used letter magnets to hang pictures on the fridge. he found an L stuck on the side of the fridge. 'guess the rest are here somewhere'. He explored the maze of cabinets some more.
he found an F in the light fixture. a few turns later he found one stuck in the garbage disposal of the sink. he checked the cabinet under the sink and found a plunger. he then plunged it till it released the letter. it also shot out a torrent of water.
this water quickly dried on Nate. it did soften his skin. he had never had the best looks. glasses freckles and zits were his curses. now his glasses were the only thing he didn't like. he examined his smooth skin in awe.
He then collected up the O. Finally was a W. It was inside the oven. not taking chances he grabbed the oven mitts and grabbed the deceptively hot letter. he then found his way back to the fridge.
placing the letters on he was hit with a tingle. he groaned as something was stuck in his jeans. pulling them down allowed a grey wolf's tail to be realized. he was forced to abandon his pants as his tail prevented him from using them properly. he then remembered his 4th-grade history report.
they had each gotten a household appliance to research. he had gotten the refrigerator. he remembered the inventor's last name was Wolf. he put them in their correct order WOLF. the fridge opened and he went inside.