As you waded, knee deep in poachers, through the Amazonian rainforest in the outskirts of the brazilian capital you feel a heavy weight on your left shoulder. As you look to your side you can only see 2 skinny pink legs, and as you look up you bask in the majestic flamingo, a bird well known for living in the rainforests in Rio.
"Hey there little guy!" I said, in english. The flamingo seemed to be looking at the ton of poachers actively poaching birds all around us, it leaned its long neck down next to my ear and whispered "Cu de bêbado não tem dono." It said with a deep bass whisper.
I looked it up on google translate: "We must do something to save all these birds." Seemed to be what the flamingo said.
"Yeah, we sure do, buddy." I said, again in english. "Do you know of a way we could save them???"
"Pimenta no cu dos outros pra mim é refresco" It said in spanish. Looking it up again it meant "We must commune with the spirit of the forest, only they can help us!" and I knew just what to do.
Back in town the carnival was raging as the floats were parading all over town, as they're known to do all year round. The people were celebrating, but I had other plans. I quickly hijacked the float as the people in the streets were being robbed by the tons of robbers that were there. I quickly drove the float through the city until we reached the big Jesus statue.
"Sim salabim, dê seu cu pra mim" The flamingo said as we arrived. But I didn't need to translate it to understand its meaning, for there, on the feet of the statue, lied just the forest spirit that we needed for the job!