Your Astrological sign is Taurus the Bull. Ever since you were young, your parents took you to farms to see Cows and How Milk come from their udders. They even got you a barn with hay and milking machines and buckets in the event that you ever get a cow of your own and so that you can milk them. Unfortunately, it turns out that when you come of age, you will be the one who needs it.
You wake up in your bed one day, and you feel yourself all covered in milk. That’s odd, the milk did not come from your nipples, in fact when you look at your chest, it is completely flat. You throw off the covers and what you see makes you scream. You see something on your groin, at first it looks like a giant pink scrotum, and 4 pink penises. But you suddenly remember that they are not a scrotum or penises, rather they are your udder and teats. This explains why you felt all covered in milk. “AAAAAHHH!” You scream. Your parents hear you and ask you what is wrong. “I have a Cow's udder and Teats and I peed milk out of them.” You say. Your parents explain that of course you do, your astrological sign is Taurus the Bull, so it is only natural that you would take up some Cow qualities.
“I’m not supposed to have a Cow's udder and teats nor pee milk from them” you say but then you feel incredible pain in your udder and teats, as a cow you need to pee milk from it or get milked from it. If it does not get milked, it will start to feel like holding too much urine in your bladder and that will hurt. Your parents pick you up and put you in the Barn.