"Jennifer is talking with her customer."
Kurt wondered if he could... speed things along. Or maybe he could experiment? How wild could things really get? His mind was racing, and itching to try it out.
He eventually decided to do something a little mean, but he needed to know just how far this reality warping app's power could go. He quickly replaced Jennifer's name with Dicklover, then looked up in anticipation.
To his shock, it actually worked. There, hanging off her uniform just above her left breast was a name tag. Instead of Jennifer, it plainly and blatantly read DICKLOVER in all caps.
"Uh... um, hey..." Kurt began. "Dicklover..." He said gently. "I wanted to ask you-" He added before getting cut off.
That's when "Dicklover" said...