Dennis was in fact a lucky bastard... being a love affair between a wealthy business owner and a prostitute he managed to have a nice life due to a settlement, and his mother having decent enough finance skills to make the settlement last... Well she ended up switching to being an e-girl for awhile. In fact if he knew he was being called "the Fucking Guy" He'd probably be insulted... Even though that was what he was doing exactly then in his apartment with his girlfriend he was planning to propose to soon. Their union of flesh was getting towards it's peak when...
"Oh excuse me, you won the dice lottery. Oh lucky you, these are magic sex dice!" The Dice Maker said as he tossed the dice onto the bedside table as Dennis' girlfriend Clarice shrieked with Dennis. The Dice Maker then closed the portal he opened to deliver the finished product as the couple were breathing in a more relaxed position trying to calm themselves down.
"Think that's what it'd be like to have your parents catching you fucking?" Clarice asked
"Maybe yours... I'd wonder if my mom would give you tips if you asked... Still effective way to kill a boner." Dennis mumbled.
Clarice looked at the dice which seemed to shimmer with something magical "So... That was obviously a wizard and he said he gave us some magic sex dice..."
"Which we should call the authorities on so they can jail the trespassing pervert."
Clarice rolled her eyes "Oh come on, He's a wizard who teleported in to give us magical artifacts! That's not... against the spirit of the law right?"
"That's very much what the spirit of the law was made to protect us from! People drunk on their power just going wherever they wanted! We should-" Dennis looked into his girlfriend's eyes... Realistically no harm was done, and he had heard of the Dice Maker in some rumors... If this was his work this may as well have been the lottery, and if they sold this then they could be set for life... He looked again at his girlfriend's pleading eyes, and then realized he could also have a very happy wife if they kept them... or just tried them out, these artifacts recharged magic right? No degradation from just one use right?