"Hello everyone," said Sarah, as the newest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria started, "and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria."
"For this episode, we'll be kicking off our special coverages of the 2023 IAC." said Malice, "However, because an international furry convention was being held at Las Vegas this year, said convention is spilling over into the IAC, thereby causing all kinds of shenanigans."
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Miles was doing an interview with Adi about something that had the xenophobes ranting in the comments, but these were generally ignored, as usual.
"So," asked Miles, "Why is there a number of Muslims coming to Animalia for conversion?"
"Since I'm one of the few 'confirmed' Muslim Animalians," answered Adi, "and most of the Muslims in New Zerzura (or as we know it, Madina Almalja) are perfectly happy not to convert, the Supreme Muslim Council simply doesn't have enough 'data' on Muslim Animalians to discuss what changes need to be made to religious policy."
"Speaking of which," said Miles, turning to the camera, "While the debate on whether or not the celibacy rule in Christianity applies to Animalians is still ongoing, it also doesn't have enough 'data' for a conclusive answer. Because of that, another group of nuns, who also suffered a run of misfortune, are coming for double-dosed conversions, though this time the conversions will be horses." At that, the xenophobic comments were overwhelmed with the flood of "naughty nun" comments, but these were ignored as well.
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"For something a little more amusing," said Abby, as the view switched to her living room with her father after a commercial break, "My dad's here with something that was an indirect result of the furry convention."
"As you've probably guessed already," said Martin, "We farmers don't take too kindly to be finding intruders on our lands. So, when a group of conventioneers decided to use one of our fields as a free parking lot, I was understandably furious. When the request not to do so was ignored, partly because those girls were more focused on me than what I had to say," at that there was a lot of 'digital giggling', for lack of a better term, "The boys and I decided to strap up our plows and plow the land around their cars." At that, the giggling was a lot less inappropriate and more hilarious.
"I bet they learned their lesson." said Abby, whickering slightly with laughter.
"Even better," replied Martin, also whickering, "When they called the police, the cops decided that it wasn't their problem, since the whole thing took place on our private property, and we were well within our right to do so."
"So, technically legal passive-aggressive revenge is the best way to get it, eh?" asked Abby, as some people started posting gifs of embarrassed laughter in the comments.
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After another commercial break, Jessica took up the video.
"It's no joke that there are people trying to become their 'fursonas' due to the furry convention going on this year. However, there are some people who actually want to become furry characters from tv, movies, or video games." At that there were digital groans and mass facepalms, both gifs and otherwise. "Right now, there are a number of vixens at the Meat Market having a Krystal lookalike contest using temporary fur dyes." At that, there were more groans and facepalms. "It certainly won't be the last lookalike contest held there, but any videos will be posted on the Premium Section of the website."
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Miles took up a different story after another commercial break.
"There's no secret that June is Pride Month, and because of that, there's a new Herm Exposition that's going to be part of the IAC this year, especially since several people have 'fursonas' who are herms. We've already got our first herm conversion of Pride Month, who decided to become a herm cobra Animalian. Shi's already dancing, so to speak, at the Meat Market, where hir compound nature is readily on display."
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"And that's all we have time for right now," said Sarah, wrapping up the episode, "Stay tuned for when the SS Joyous Bounty arrives at Mieni Atoll, the Martial Arts Tournament at Heiya Island, the official unveiling of Aeaea, and other major events that'll be taking place during the 2023 IAC. Until then, see you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."