Rob stared at himself.
"Huh." he mused. "I don't look any different."
He waited for a little while, but nothing happened.
"Obviously nothing would really happen," he said to himself, trying to muster sufficient disdain in his voice. He felt silly and didn't want to admit that part of him had really expected this to work.
He set to work, doing his paperwork.
He kind of wished he was a monster, then he wouldn't have to worry about things like work and clothing and that anymore.
The next day, he was in his office, busily doing his paperwork.
But as he was doing said paperwork, he didn't notice a single spot of blue forming on the back of his neck, or a single strand of his hair turning yellow.
He also didn't notice his fingernails slowly starting to grow longer, or his hands slowly expanding.
He also didn't notice his ears slowly beginning to change.
He also didn't notice his penis beginning to grow erect.